Okay, so check this out, I got super bored the other day, right? And I stumbled on this whole “does he love me test” thing online. You know, the kind where you pick flowers and count petals? Yeah, that cheesy stuff. But, being me, I was like, “Nah, I can make this way more complicated and, like, ‘techy.’”
First, I started by listing everything I thought mattered. Like, does he text back fast? Does he remember my coffee order? All that jazz. I made a huge list, it was kinda embarrassing, haha.
Then, I assigned each thing a point value. The really important stuff got, like, a lot of points, and the little stuff got, well, less. I pulled out a spreadsheet and everything! I know, I know, sounds crazy.
Here’s where it got fun: I started tracking everything! Every text, every date, every little thing he did. I put it all in the spreadsheet. It was like building a database of our relationship, LOL.
I even added a scoring system. If he did something awesome, he got bonus points. If he messed up, well, he lost points. It sounds harsh, I know, but it was all in good fun!
- Text back within 10 mins: +5 points
- Remembers coffee order: +10 points
- Plans a date: +15 points
- Forgets anniversary: -50 points (thankfully, didn’t happen!)
After a week, I tallied everything up. I even made a little chart to visualize the results. I know, I’m a nerd.
The Results?
Okay, drumroll please… He passed! Barely, but he passed. Turns out, he’s actually a pretty good boyfriend. The spreadsheet doesn’t lie, right?
Honestly, the whole thing was just a silly experiment. But it was also kinda fun. It made me think about what I actually value in a relationship, and it gave me a good laugh. Plus, now I have a spreadsheet of our relationship, which is just hilarious.
Would I recommend doing this? Maybe not. But if you’re bored and like spreadsheets, give it a shot! Just don’t take it too seriously, okay?
Anyways, that’s my crazy “does he love me test” story. Hope you got a kick out of it!
