Okay, so I’ve been hearing a lot about this celery and, um, performance thing. Figured I’d give it a shot myself and see what all the fuss is about. Gotta keep things interesting in the bedroom, you know?
The Experiment Begins
First things first, I went to the grocery store. Grabbed a big bunch of celery. Looked for the organic stuff, because, why not? Felt fancy.
Washed it down real good. Didn’t want any dirt or whatever getting in the way of, well, anything.
The Chewing Commences
- Phase 1: Started munching on a stalk. Raw. Just like that. The taste? Kinda watery, a little bitter. Not exactly an aphrodisiac, I gotta say.
- Phase 2: Kept going. Chewed and chewed. My jaw started to get a little tired, honestly. Felt like a rabbit.
- Phase 3: Finished one stalk. Felt…nothing. Zilch. Decided to power through another one.
Waiting Game
So, I ate a bunch of celery. Now what? Sat around for a bit. Watched some TV. Still nothing. Started to think this whole thing was a big joke.
The, Uh, Moment
Okay, so, later that night… things happened. Was it the celery? Hard to say. Maybe? I mean, I felt pretty good. Energetic, even. But was it some kind of super-boost? Eh, I’m not entirely convinced.
Maybe eatting celery is more of mental thing?
The Verdict
Look, I’m no scientist. I ate some celery, had a good time. Could be a coincidence. Could be the placebo effect. Could be the celery actually did something. Who knows?
Would I recommend it? Sure, why not. It’s healthy, at least. Won’t hurt you. And hey, maybe it’ll work for you. Maybe it won’t. You gotta try things out for yourself, right?
Bottom line: Don’t expect miracles. But it might add a little… crunch… to your life. Get it? Crunch? Because celery is crunchy? Okay, I’ll stop now.
