Okay, so the other day I was thinking, “Do successful people masturbate?” It sounds like a silly question, but I was genuinely curious. So, I decided to do a little experiment on myself, you know, for science and stuff.
The “Research” Phase
First, I Googled it. You know, just typed in “successful people masturbation habits” and stuff like that. Let me tell you, the internet is a weird place. There were some articles, some forum threads, a whole lot of nothing concrete. It was mostly just opinions and speculation.
I spent that afternoon scrolling through web results, but it was waste of time. Because there is no direct logic between ‘successful people’ and ‘masturbate’ at all.
My Experiment Begins
After all that “research,” I decided to try a little experiment on myself. I figured, why not? I set up some rules for myself:
- Week 1: Business as usual. No changes to my routine. Just wanted to see where I was at.
- Week 2: Total abstinence. See if I felt any different, more focused, more productive, whatever.
- Week 3: Daily to multiple times in a day.
- Week 4: Back to normal, whatever that is. See if I felt any different after the abstinence week.
The “Data” Collection (aka My Experiences)
Here’s how it went down, week by week:
- Week 1: Honestly, I didn’t even pay attention. I just went about my days. Work, gym, hanging out with my girl, the usual.
- Week 2: This was… tougher than I thought. I felt a bit more on edge, maybe a little more irritable. I did find myself working a bit longer, probably because I was trying to distract myself. But I don’t know if I was actually more productive, you know?
- Week 3: I felt super relaxed and my body was in an extra comfortable mode.
- Week 4: Felt pretty normal. No huge changes, no sudden bursts of genius. I guess I just went back to my baseline.
The Results (or Lack Thereof)
So, what did I learn? Honestly, not much. I didn’t become a millionaire, I didn’t write a bestselling novel, I didn’t suddenly become a productivity guru. It really just felt like… well, like nothing much changed. And it all feels nature.
My conclusion? I don’t think masturbation has much to do with success. It’s probably more about hard work, focus, and all that other stuff. But hey, at least I had a mildly interesting week. And who knows, maybe I’ll try another experiment sometime. Gotta keep things interesting, right?
