Well, let me tell you, these young folks today with their fancy talk, they ask all sorts of questions. One of them questions I hear a lot is about them rubber things, them condoms. They wanna know, “do condoms feel good?” Ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, we didn’t talk about such things. But times change, I reckon. So, I’m gonna tell ya what I think about these here condoms and if they feel good or not.
Do Them Rubbers Feel Good or What?
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard a thing or two. Some folks say them condoms, they feel like wearin’ a plastic bag. Others say they ain’t so bad. I guess it’s like a pair of shoes – some fit good, some don’t. And some folks just don’t like wearin’ shoes at all! But you gotta wear ’em sometimes, right?
These young people, they got all kinds of these condoms now. Different shapes, different feels. It’s a whole new world, I tell ya. They even got some, they call ’em “textured.” Now what in tarnation is that? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a cornfield, not in your bedroom!
Why Use Them Condom Things Anyway?
Well, here’s the thing. Even if they ain’t the most comfortable thing in the world, them condoms, they do a job. They keep ya from catchin’ things, you know? Nasty things. And they keep you from havin’ babies when you ain’t ready. It important to be safe. Nobody wants them surprises, no sir.
- Keep you safe from the sickness.
- Keep you from havin’ babies before you’re ready.
- Important to use them right, or they won’t work.
- Nowadays they are made to feel better.
So, even if it feels a little different, it’s better than the alternative, you see? Like eatin’ your vegetables. Might not be your favorite, but it’s good for ya. And just remember to put them condoms on correct. Use them right!
Findin’ the Right Rubber
I hear tell there’s all sorts of these condoms out there. Big ones, small ones, all different kinds. Like I said, it’s like shoes. Gotta find the one that fits just right. Don’t be afraid to try different ones, I suppose. Just don’t be buyin’ the whole store! And don’t forget to check the date on ’em, now. You don’t want no old, dried-up ones. Those will break for sure.
They got these fancy brands now, too. “Trojan,” “Skyn,” “Durex.” Sounds like names of racehorses, don’t they? I heard that Durex Real Feel, that’s a good one. Feels more like nothin’ at all, they say. Them new condoms can make you feel a lot.
What if the Condom Breaks?
Well, now, that ain’t good. But it happens. Like a hole in your sock. If that condom breaks, well, you gotta be careful. You might need to go see a doctor, just to be safe. Better safe than sorry, I always say. And if you use them condoms right and keep them from getting too old, they won’t break. It is very rare if you use them correct.
Them Textured Condoms
Now, about them “textured” ones. I heard some folks say they feel better. Like a little somethin’ extra. I don’t know about all that. Seems kinda strange to me. But hey, if it makes you feel good, I guess that’s all that matters. These textured condoms are made to feel more in there. It is good for women, make them feel better.
Condoms can help you feel good and stay safe, it is a win-win.
Just Be Smart About It
So, there you have it. Do condoms feel good? Well, maybe not as good as nothin’ at all. But they ain’t so bad, and they’re important. So be smart, be safe, and don’t be afraid to talk about these things. It’s better to know than not to know, right? And remember what I said about them shoes. Find the right fit, and you’ll be just fine. Use them condoms and keep safe, that is most important!
And one more thing. Don’t be throwin’ them condoms on the ground when you’re done with ’em. That’s just rude. Put ’em in the trash can where they belong. We gotta keep things clean, you know. That’s just common sense.
