Well, today I’m gonna tell ya somethin’ about how to make a sock fleshlight. It ain’t rocket science, that’s for sure. You can use stuff you find layin’ around the house. No need to buy fancy things. This is easy, and it works just fine. You don’t need to be a genius to figure this out, I tell ya.
First, you gotta find yourself a sock. A clean sock, mind ya. Not one of them old stinky ones from under the bed. A nice, soft one is best. The longer the better, you know what I mean? Just a regular old sock will do the trick.
- Find a sock
- Make sure it’s clean!
- Longer is better
Then, you gotta think about what you gonna put inside. Some folks, they just use the sock. But if you want somethin’ a little extra, you can use other things. You need somethin’ soft and squishy, you see? Like, you know, one of them sponges. The kind you wash dishes with. Not the rough ones though, gotta be the soft kind. You can use a couple of them, maybe cut ’em up a little, make ’em fit nice and snug inside that sock.
Make sure there ain’t no rough edges on whatever you put in there. You don’t want to hurt yourself, now do ya? Smooth and soft, that’s the key. You can put other things, maybe like some papers if it is soft. But you need to make sure it is soft! Not like newspaper, that’s for reading! Some people say a banana peel but I don’t know if it is a good idea. Sounds messy to me. And you don’t want a mess, believe me.
Now, here’s a big secret. You gotta make it slippery. You can’t just use it dry, that ain’t gonna feel good. You need somethin’ to make it slick, like, you know, lotion. The kind you put on your hands when they’re dry. Just a little bit, though. Don’t go puttin’ the whole bottle in there! Just enough to make it slide easy. Some folks say to use oil like to cook, but make sure it’s the good kind, not the car oil!
Another thing is, some people, they like to use a condom. You know, them rubber things. They put it on first, then use the sock thing. Says it keeps things cleaner. And, you know, safer. Up to you, I reckon. I ain’t gonna tell you what to do. But if you do, make sure it fits right. Don’t want it slippin’ off in the middle of things, now do ya?
- Need to make it slippery
- Lotion works good
- Just a little bit!
- Some use a condom
So, you got your sock, you got your soft stuff inside, you got your slippery stuff. Now you just gotta put it all together. Stuff that sponge or whatever you using into the sock. Make sure it’s all the way down to the toe. Then, you know, do your business. See? Easy peasy. Nothin’ to it. And when you’re done, just turn the sock inside out, throw away the inside stuff, and wash that sock. Don’t be lazy and leave it layin’ around. Someone might step on it. That’s not a good thing. You need to clean it and don’t let people see it. That is your secret!
You can do many things with a sock. You can also make a toy with other stuff you find in house. Like some lights. But you need batteries. And you need to be careful with electricity, it is dangerous! If you are not good with that, then do not do it, or you might get hurt! You can also make toys with paper if you know how to fold paper. They say it’s called origami. I don’t know, I don’t do that. Sounds complicated.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ this is the best thing in the world. But it works. And it’s cheap. And you don’t have to go to the store and buy nothin’. You can find all these things right in your own house. Just remember to be careful. Don’t use nothin’ sharp or rough. And clean up after yourself. That’s important. Your mama always said to clean up your messes, right? Well, this is one of them. So there you have it. How to make a sock fleshlight. Easy as pie. Even I can do it, and I ain’t no spring chicken, you know?
So if you want a good time, just use a sock. It’s simple. It’s how to make a sock fleshlight. Remember, use a clean sock, put something soft inside, make it slippery. And that’s it. You got yourself a good time. Don’t tell anyone I told you this, alright? This is our little secret.
If you want other kinds of toys, you need to use other things. But a sock is the easiest one, I tell ya. Just try it, you will see. It ain’t hard, and it’s kinda fun to make, too. And it saves you money! Money is good, you always need money for other things. Like food. Or bingo. Or other stuff. So, save your money and use a sock. You won’t regret it. I think. Well, I hope not. If you do, don’t blame me! I just told you how to do it, I ain’t forcing you to do nothin’, you see. Just be safe, and have fun. That’s all that matters.
