My Curious Start
Okay, so this kinky stuff… I’ve always been kinda curious, you know? Saw some wild positions online and thought, “Could that actually be fun? Or just awkward?” Figured I’d actually give it a shot instead of just wondering. Grabbed my partner—totally consensual, we talked a lot first, no pressure—and said, “Let’s see if we can figure this out together.”
The Experiment Begins
We kicked things off simple. Found this one called the “Chair Position”. Sounds fancy, but honestly? It just meant moving a sturdy dining chair into the bedroom. Partner sat down first, totally normal. Then I climbed on, facing away from them. Felt weirdly normal at first. The trick? Leaning back just right so they had some freedom to move. Took a few tries to not feel like we were just sitting awkwardly on furniture. But when we got the lean right? Wow. Totally different angles, way more intense for both of us. Simple, effective.
Getting Braver: The Tangle Twist
Feeling bold after the chair win, we went for something twistier – the “Pretzel Dip”. Oh man, it looked complicated online! Started slow: Partner laid flat on their back. I lay sideways across them, almost like stacking weird logs. Then the limbs started crossing. One of my legs went over their torso, the other we tried… huh… tucking under? Nope, too awkward. Almost fell off laughing. Second try: Partner bent one knee, I straddled it facing them. Then came the reach-around. Partner grabbed my hips to pull me closer as I leaned forward. Instant difference! That leverage let them control the rhythm deeper than normal missionary. Key discovery: Laughing through the awkwardness is mandatory.
Deep Dive: Upside Down Vibe
The real challenge? “The Edge of Chaos”. This one involved me face down on the bed, hips up near the edge, head and shoulders down. Partner standing. Sounded easy in theory. Reality check:
- Problem: Mattress was too soft. Sank too deep. Not enough lift. Total fail.
- Fix: Pillows! Stuffed a firm one under my hips. Boom. Elevation fixed.
- Problem: Neck cranked badly.
- Fix: Folded a towel for under my forehead. Still not comfy for long, but bearable.
- Result: Deep, deep penetration angles. Intense for partner watching. Need breaks. Totally blew my mind intensity-wise.
What We Learned For Real
No bullshit takeaways after that session:
- Laugh it off: You’ll look ridiculous sometimes. Lean into it.
- Communicate constantly: “Is this knee supposed to go there?” “Does that hurt?” “More pillow?”
- Comfort is king: Pillows, towels, firm surfaces – use ’em. Don’t wreck your back or neck trying to look cool.
- Start low, climb high: We started with LEVEL TWO stuff before going full LEVEL TEN chaos.
- It’s about teamwork: Not porn perfection. Making it work together is the whole point.
Honestly? Trying this weird stuff forced us to communicate better than usual, laugh harder, and actually found some seriously mind-blowing new sensations. It’s messy exploration, not a perfect instagram reel. Worth the effort? Hell yes. Just bring extra pillows.
