Okay, so, I tried this thing called a “cute butt plug” the other day. Let me tell you, it was an experience.
First off, I went online and did some digging. You know, just to see what the deal was with these things. Turns out, there are tons of different kinds, materials, the whole nine yards. I was a little overwhelmed, to be honest. After browsing for, like, an hour, I finally picked one that looked, well, cute. It was small, pink, and had a little heart-shaped gem on the end. Figured it was a good place to start.
When it arrived, I was a bit nervous. I mean, I’d never done anything like this before. I took a deep breath, grabbed some lube (lots of it), and found a comfy spot on my bed. It took a few tries, but I finally got it in. Felt kinda weird at first, but not painful or anything. Just… different.
I left it in for a while, just to see what it was like. Honestly, it wasn’t bad. There was this feeling of fullness that was kinda nice. I wouldn’t say it was super pleasurable, but it definitely wasn’t unpleasant. I moved around a bit, walked around the room, just to see how it felt. It stayed in place pretty well, which was a relief.
- Getting it in: Took some effort, lube is key.
- Feeling: Fullness, not pain.
- Movement: Stayed put, no problems.
- Time: about half an hour.
Taking it out was easy peasy. Just a little tug, and it popped right out. Clean-up was simple too. Just some soap and water, and we were good to go.
Would I do it again? Yeah, probably. It wasn’t mind-blowing or anything, but it was a fun little experiment. Maybe next time I’ll try a different one, see what that’s like. Who knows, maybe I’ll even try those anal beads everyone’s talking about. It’s a whole new world, folks.
My Overall Rating
4 out of 5 stars.
Not bad for a first-timer, if I do say so myself. It was fun, easy, and didn’t hurt a bit. Just remember to use lots of lube, take your time, and relax. And maybe don’t pick a super cheap one, those things break easy, trust me, I heard some stories.
Anyway, that’s my little adventure with a cute butt plug. Hope this was helpful, or at least entertaining. Stay tuned for more, uh, experiments. Yeah, that’s what we’ll call them.
