Well, I gotta say, this cum emoji thing, it’s somethin’ else. I don’t know much about these things, all these newfangled things you young folks use. But I hear about them, and this one, well, it caught my ear. It’s all over the place now, they say. These little pictures you put in your messages. I don’t know, back in my day, we just used words, plain and simple.
They tell me this cum emoji, it’s got somethin’ to do with, well, you know… that. That thing folks do when they’re real close. Don’t ask me why they need a picture for it. Words worked just fine before. They say it’s like the eggplant emoji and the peach emoji. I heard them talking about it the other day. Seems like it is used to show excitement or something like that. I don’t get it, but I guess it is a thing now.
So, how do you even use this cum emoji? They tell me you gotta find it first. Like pickin’ berries, I suppose. You gotta know where to look. Apparently, there is a bunch of these emojis, and you gotta find the right one. And then you “copy” it, whatever that means. Like copyin’ a recipe, maybe? I don’t know. But once you copy it, you can put it anywhere you want. Like plantin’ seeds, I guess. Put it in your messages or wherever you’re typin’.
Now, they say there are two ways to find these emojis. One way, you gotta right-click somethin’. I don’t even know what that is. Sounds like somethin’ you do with a mouse, and I ain’t talkin’ about the ones that run around the barn. No sir. Then you pick “Emoji” from some list. Sounds complicated. The other way is you press some buttons on your keyboard. Search, Shift, Space. Sounds like you’re launchin’ a rocket ship. Lordy.
Sometimes, they say you need a champagne emoji, which people use for the same purpose. I don’t know why, because it is not cum. I guess when things pop, some people think it is like when they have that feeling. I don’t know why they need a picture for that, but they do. It’s a different time now, I guess. And they use those emojis to show they like somethin’. Like sayin’ “That’s a good pie,” but with a picture instead.
If you are using a desktop, you can just click these emojis, and then select all of them with Ctrl + A. Then you copy them with Ctrl + C. These young folks and their shortcuts. In my day, we just did things the long way. No fancy tricks. I guess that is how you use cum emoji. I don’t know much about it, but they say it is popular now.
There’s a whole bunch of these things, they tell me. More than 20, all related to this cum emoji business. It’s a whole world of these little pictures, I reckon. And they all mean somethin’ different, I suppose. It’s like a secret language or somethin’. I don’t use it myself, but the young folks, they’re all over it. All these new ways to say things, I just can’t keep up.
- You can find these emojis everywhere.
- You can copy and paste them.
- They are related to that thing people do.
- There are more than 20 of them.
- You can also use a champagne emoji.
I reckon it’s just one of those things. Like how folks used to say “swell” or “groovy.” Now they got these emojis. This cum emoji is just another one of those things. I hear about it all the time now, mostly from my grandkids. They’re always on their phones, tap-tap-tappin’ away. I guess they know what they’re doin’. But if you ask me, a good old-fashioned conversation is just as good. Maybe better. You don’t need no fancy pictures to say what you mean. That’s my two cents, anyway.
And what about these phone numbers? I see them all the time. Orange, New Jersey, they say. 973 is the area code. I don’t know about that. I just know that people use these emojis now, especially this cum emoji. I don’t understand it, but they do. I guess it is a new world now, and you gotta keep up with the times. Or at least try to.
This whole internet thing is somethin’ else, ain’t it? Back in my day, we didn’t have all this. We had letters, and the telephone, and that was it. Now, you got these computers and these phones, and you can talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime. And you can send these little pictures, like this cum emoji, to say all sorts of things. I don’t know if it’s better or worse, just different. A whole lot different.
