So I wanted some spicy Christmas memes this year, but everything online was either boring or too cheesy. Figured why not make my own? Grabbed my laptop while my coffee was still hot and dove in.
Step 1: Huntin’ for Sauce
Opened Google like a caveman discovering fire. Typed “sexy Christmas pics” – big mistake. Got flooded with Santa lingerie ads and borderline NSFW elves. Switched to “classy festive suggestive images” and finally found decent stuff like mistletoe bites and ripped snowmen. Pro tip: Pinterest saved my ass here when Google failed.
Step 2: My Ghetto Editing Setup
Didn’t wanna pay for fancy apps. Used Canva ’cause I remembered they have meme templates. Imported my favorite find: Rudolph with shredded abs dragging a sleigh full of wine bottles. Text bubbles felt cringe so I ditched templates and just threw on impact font directly onto the image. Font size 120? Too small. Size 180? Still weak. Size 250? Perfection.
- Top text: “When she asks if you’re coming down HER chimney”
- Bottom text: “Plot twist: Santa slidin’ in DMs til January”
Added candy cane borders that looked like stripped poles – no regrets.
Step 3: Speedrun Meme Factory
Made 8 memes in under an hour once I got rolling. Best one? Mrs. Claus whispering to elf: “He checks his naughty list TWICE for MY name ๐”. Cropped it sideways to look like leaked footage – messy but hilarious. Screenshotted everything instead of proper saves because ain’t nobody got time for PNG exports.
Final Result & Reactions
Blasted these on Instagram close friends story. Within minutes: 3 LOLs, Aunt Karen side-eyeing with ๐ณ emoji, and my cousin tagging her boyfriend “WE NEED THESE”. Mission accomplished. Took maybe 90 minutes total including coffee refills. Verdict? DIY meme grind beats scrolling trash content any day.
Next year? Definitely adding Santa bondage jokes. Fight me.
