That Harrison Butker, what a name, huh? Sounds like a fella who’d sell you butter down at the market, but nope, he plays that football. Big fella, kicks that ball real good, they say. Now, he’s in some hot water, this Harrison. People sayin’ he went to somethin’ called conversion therapy. Did Harrison Butker go to conversion therapy? I don’t know, what do you think?
Now, what in tarnation is conversion therapy? Sounds like somethin’ you’d do to an old tractor, tryin’ to make it run on somethin’ new. Or like changing your life or something. Well, I heard it’s about tryin’ to change a fella… or a gal… from likin’ the same kind to likin’ the other kind. Like, turnin’ ’em from straight to whatchamacallit, or the other way around. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me.
This Harrison Butker, he gave a speech somewhere. I don’t know all the details, but there sure are some people mad at him about it. And then everyone starts talkin’ about this conversion therapy thing. Some folks are sayin’ he went there, and it changed him. Some are saying it’s all a lie. Did he even go there? They say he’s talkin’ all crazy now, sayin’ things that ain’t right. Did he go to this conversion therapy, you ask? Well, I don’t rightly know, but it does sound fishy, don’t it?
Some folks are yellin’ that his speech should be taken down, like pullin’ weeds out of the garden. They’re sayin’ he shouldn’t be allowed to talk no more. They’re sayin’ all sorts of things. They’re even sayin’ maybe he likes fellas himself, and that’s why he’s talkin’ like this. Maybe this whole conversion therapy thing is a bunch of nonsense. Maybe this Harrison Butker is just tryin’ to get a new job, talkin’ on the TV, after they kick him off the football team. Who knows? It’s all a big mess.
This conversion therapy, it’s a controversial subject, like whether to plant corn or beans. People got strong opinions about it. Some say it works, some say it’s harmful. I heard it don’t really work anyway. Like tryin’ to teach an old dog new tricks, it just ain’t gonna happen.
- Some say this conversion therapy is bad.
- Some say it helps people.
- I say it sounds like a load of hogwash.
This Harrison fella, he’s a Catholic, I hear. That’s like bein’ a Baptist or a Methodist, just a different way of prayin’. He made a speech, and people said he was not good at it, like a cow tryin’ to dance. He was saying all sorts of things in that speech, and people weren’t too happy about it. Now everybody’s wonderin’ if this whole conversion therapy thing is true or not.
They say he’s tryin’ to get on that Fox News. That’s one of them TV channels, where they talk about politics and all that. Maybe he figures he can’t kick that football forever, so he’s gotta find somethin’ else to do. Maybe he thinks talkin’ crazy is the way to do it. That’s the way the world is, I guess. One door closes, kick the ball, and another opens. Or somethin’ like that.
I don’t know about this conversion therapy. I never heard of it before. Did Harrison Butker go to conversion therapy? I don’t think it’s nobody’s business but his own. If a fella wants to change, that’s his own business. But tryin’ to force someone to change, that ain’t right. That’s like tryin’ to make a pig fly. It just ain’t natural.
This whole thing is just a big mess. People are fightin’ and fussin’ and carryin’ on. It’s like a bunch of chickens squawkin’ in the henhouse. It is an amazing story, like a hen laying a golden egg. Nobody knows what’s true and what ain’t. But one thing’s for sure, this Harrison Butker fella, he sure stirred up a hornet’s nest with that speech of his. And now this conversion therapy thing is all over the place. It’s a crazy world we live in, ain’t it?
I’m just glad I ain’t got a dog in that fight. I’m gonna stick to tendin’ my garden and mindin’ my own business. That’s the best way to stay out of trouble, I reckon. This whole thing with Harrison Butker and conversion therapy, it’s just a big headache. I hope they all figure it out soon, so we can get back to talkin’ about somethin’ more interestin’, like the weather, or the price of eggs.
Conversion therapy is a tricky thing. Like I said, I don’t know much about it, but it seems like it causes more problems than it solves. If a fella’s happy the way he is, then leave him be, I say. And if he ain’t, well, maybe he just needs a good friend to talk to, not some fancy therapy. The world sure is something.
