So people kept askin’ me about this whole virginity thing after my last post, like can you actually get it back? Yeah I know it sounds wild, but hear me out – I actually tried to figure this out myself. Here’s how it went down.
First Thing That Clicked
Was scrolling through social media last Tuesday drinkin’ cheap coffee when this ad pops up: “Restore Your Purity Now!” Showed some sketchy clinic pictures. Clicked it – BIG mistake. Site looked like it was made in 2005, all flashing text saying “100% virginity restoration guaranteed!” My gut screamed scam but curiosity won. Filled out their “consultation form” with fake deets. Two hours later, got a call from some guy named “Dr. Mike” sounding like he’s chewing gum. Said he could do a “revirginization” surgery for $12k. Asked him how it worked – dude just kept repeating “proprietary methods.” Yeah nah. Hung up. Blocked that number real quick.
The Deep Dive Phase
After the clinic disaster, went full rabbit hole mode. Spent like three nights straight Googling:
- Tried searchin’ medical journals – nothing except stuff about hymen repair surgery (which ain’t actually about virginity btw)
- Found forums where women talked about “spiritual revirginization” ceremonies
- Watched this one YouTube video where a lady swore drinking moon-charged herbal tea “reset her energy”
Got some weird ass lemon grass tea shipped from Texas. Tasted like feet. Drank it for a week – zero difference except my pee smelled funny.
The Turning Point Moment
Got mad frustrated. Ended up cryin’ in my tiny bathroom at 2AM askin’ myself why the hell I cared so much. Next morning, called my sister Jen – told her everything. She laughed for five minutes straight then got serious: “Bro. Virginity’s literally just an idea some dude invented to control women. You wanna feel new? Go bang someone you actually like.” Was quiet for a minute. Lemon water tasted different after that. Couldn’t even finish that shtty tea.
What Actually Helped
Started doin’ stuff that made ME feel good instead:
- Deleted all those purity culture Instagram pages
- Went thrift shopping for clothes that made me feel hot AF
- Actually talked to that cute barista without stuttering
Felt weirdly powerful ordering a latte while maintainin’ eye contact. Went home and danced naked in my room. 10/10 would recommend over magical herbs.
The Big Realization
Virginity ain’t some sticker you lose and need to replace. The whole concept’s messed up. That weight lifted when I stopped trying to “restore” something that never really existed the way they claim. My body didn’t change – but my damn mindset did. Walking taller now. Might buy myself cake later.
#ScrewPurityCulture
