Okay, so, “butter churner sex.” Yeah, I went there. I’m not gonna lie, I saw it on, uh, a certain website, and my curiosity was, shall we say, piqued. I figured, “Why not? Let’s see what all the fuss is about.”

First things first, I needed to, you know, visualize it. So I did some, ahem, “research.” Watched a few videos, tried to get the basic mechanics down. It looked…interesting. A lot of up and down, that’s for sure.
Next, I roped in my partner. They were…hesitant, at first. I mean, it’s not exactly your standard missionary, right? But I showed them some of my “research” material, and after a good laugh (and maybe a little bit of eye-rolling), they agreed to give it a shot.
The Experiment
- Preparation: We cleared some space. Important, very important. No one wants a shin-meets-coffee-table situation. A soft surface, too. We used a bunch of pillows and blankets. Comfort is key, folks.
- The Attempt: Okay, so, she got on all fours, kinda like she was, well, churning butter, I guess. I got behind her. The initial…entry…was a bit awkward, I’ll admit. We fumbled around for a bit, trying to find the right angle and rhythm. It was definitely different than anything we’d tried before.
- The Motion: It’s all about that up-and-down, pumping action. My hands were on her hips, guiding her. There’s a certain…momentum you have to build. It took some coordination, I’m not gonna lie. We were both giggling at first, which didn’t help.
- The…Climax: Let’s just say, it took a while. It’s not exactly built for speed. But, once we got into a groove, it was…intense. The position, the movement…it hits different spots, for sure. It felt, well, deeper, I’d say.
Final Thoughts: It was…fun! Definitely worth trying, at least once. Would I make it a regular thing? Maybe not. But it was a good laugh, a new experience, and hey, we got a pretty good workout in.
Just remember, communication is crucial. And if you’re going to try this, be prepared for some potential awkwardness. And for the love of all that is holy, clear some space!