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Well, hello there! Today, we’re gonna talk about somethin’ called a “squirting fleshlight.” I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ll tell ya what I know, or what I heard, anyways.
What is this thing anyway?
First off, this here “fleshlight” thing, it’s somethin’ for men. Don’t ask me why they need it, but they do, I guess. It’s like, uh, a fake somethin’ that feels… well, you know… real. And the “squirting” part? That just means it, uh, squirts stuff. Like, uh, water, I guess. Makes it feel more, uh, realistic, they say.
