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Alright, let’s talk about car sex. It’s a classic for a reason, right? But the real trick is finding a spot where you can actually enjoy yourself without worrying about getting caught. I’ve had my fair share of close calls, so trust me, I’ve learned a thing or two about where to park it.
Scouting the Location
First off, I drove around a lot. I mean A LOT. I spent days just driving, looking for places that were secluded but not creepy. You don’t want to end up somewhere that feels like a horror movie. I checked out back roads, industrial areas after hours, and even some scenic overlooks that were empty late at night.
The First Few Attempts
- Attempt 1: I tried a quiet street in my neighborhood. Bad idea. Too many windows, too many people walking their dogs. I got spooked and drove off.
- Attempt 2: A park after dark. Also a no-go. Security patrols are a real buzzkill. I learned that the hard way when a flashlight beamed right through my window.
- Attempt 3: An empty parking lot of a closed shopping center. This one had potential, but the lights were way too bright. I felt like I was on display.
Narrowing it Down
After those fails, I started to get a better sense of what I was looking for. I made a list: needed to be dark, secluded, but also accessible. I didn’t want to hike a mile to get to the car. I also preferred places with a quick escape route, just in case.
The Winning Spot
Finally, I found it. It’s this little road by a lake, a bit outside of town. There are a few trees for cover, but it’s not completely hidden. It’s perfect because it’s not a popular spot, especially at night. The first time I went there, I just parked and waited to see if anyone else showed up. No one did.
Setting the Mood
So, I had the spot. Next, I needed to make sure it was comfortable. I brought some blankets, pillows, and even some battery-powered string lights to make it feel less like a car and more like a cozy little hideout. Music is a must, obviously. I created a playlist specifically for these occasions. All these little touches made all the difference in making it an enjoyable experience and not just a quick, awkward encounter.

The Experience
The first time we actually tried it at the lake spot, it was amazing. No interruptions, no paranoia, just us. We could actually relax and enjoy the moment. It was so much better than any of the other rushed, anxiety-filled attempts. Getting the location right was the key. It just goes to show, a little planning goes a long way. A lot of trial and error, but hey, it’s worth it when you finally find that perfect spot. So, take your time, do your research, and most importantly, be safe!