Okay, so I saw this “30s porn” thing trending, and, I’ll admit, my curiosity got the best of me. I mean, 30 seconds? What can you even do in 30 seconds? It sounded ridiculous, so I had to check it out.
First, I grabbed my phone. Gotta have the right tool for the job, right? Then I fired up the usual suspects. You know, the places you go when you’re, uh, researching this kind of thing. I won’t name names, but you know what I’m talking about.
I started poking around, looking for anything labeled “30 seconds” or “short” or whatever. I found a few videos, and, well, let’s just say the quality varied. A lot. Some were just, like, shaky camera work and awkward moaning. Others were surprisingly…efficient. Like, they got straight to the point. No messing around.
I watched a couple. Okay, maybe more than a couple. I mean, they’re only 30 seconds each, so it’s not like I spent hours on this. But it was…interesting. It’s like the fast food of porn. Quick, easy, and you’re done before you even realize it.
- No long intros.
- No boring build-up.
- Just straight to it.
Honestly, after a while, it got kinda repetitive. It’s all the same, just different faces. It’s like, “Okay, I get it. Boom, boom, done.” After about, I don’t know, 10 minutes of this, I was over it.
I guess it fullfill the need, I mean, it get things faster and easier, right?
So, yeah, that’s my “30s porn” experience. Was it life-changing? No. Was it a waste of time? Maybe. But hey, at least now I know what all the fuss is about. And I can tell you, it’s definitely a thing. Whether it’s a good thing, I’ll leave that up to you to decide.
