Alright so today I wanna talk about doing mouth stuff, right? Cause honestly, most advice out there is absolute dogshit. They tell you all this wild stuff that feels like wrestling an angry cat. Been there, tried that, sucked at it. Literally.
The Bullshit Advice I Tried (And Failed)
Started off thinking I had to go full speed. You know, like I was racing for the damn finish line. Shoving in, moving super quick back and forth. Felt like I was trying to jackhammer concrete. Not sexy. Ended up just making him uncomfortable and my jaw hurt like hell after, like someone punched me.
Then I listened to those tips saying “use teeth, but gently!” Yeah, gentle teeth. How’s that even work? Felt impossible. One second trying to be careful, next thing I know – oops, too much tooth. Made him wince every damn time. Just felt like failure city.
Kept hearing “deep throat is the ultimate!” So I choked myself gagging, trying to force it down. Eyes watering, spit everywhere, total mess. Felt like throwing up, not sexy at all. Just awkward and embarrassing. Zero actual results besides misery.
The Lightbulb Moment
So one time, super frustrated, I just stopped. Stopped trying to deep throat, stopped the speed drill, stopped worrying about teeth. Just kinda relaxed my mouth. Focused on using just the lips and the top part of my tongue, really soft. Almost lazy feeling.
Started just slowly kissing and licking around the tip. Like, really paying attention to how it felt under my lips. So slow it felt ridiculous at first.
What Actually Worked
Instead of shoving it down my throat, I kept it shallow. Mostly just the head. That fleshy, sensitive part? Yeah, focused the whole show there.
- Lips & Tongue Combo: Sealed my lips around it loosely. Used the flat part of my tongue (like where you lick ice cream) to just slowly massage the underside of the head. Up and down, slow, flat strokes.
- Seriously Slow: Like, sloth mode. Seriously slowed everything way, way down. No rushing. Just long, soft licks and kisses. Felt boring to me at first.
- Eyes On The Prize: Looked up to see his face. That’s when I noticed it. Eyes closed, breathing different, little groans starting. That slow massage thing? He was melting. Way more reaction than when I was practically dislocating my jaw.
- Built It Up: Stayed slow and shallow for ages. Only way later, when he was properly worked up, did I take a tiny bit more. Not deep, just a little more length, carefully. Used my hand on the base to mimic it, while my mouth stayed focused on that sensitive head.
The Results? Blew My Mind
Guy completely lost it. Said it felt intense but not painful, crazy good. Said it built up slowly then hit him like a train. And my jaw? Totally fine. Zero strain. It wasn’t some athletic event, just slow, steady, focused pressure where it actually mattered.
So forget all that speed demon, deep throat, toothy grin nonsense. Waste of energy and pain. Focus lips and tongue on the head, go slow as molasses, pay attention, build it up. Way easier on you, feels way better for him. Simple swap, massive difference. Mind blown.
