Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Tucker Carlson, and whether he’s, you know, gay. Folks been yappin’ about it, so...

Well, how to say, not yet, but I’m excited! You know, like when you’re waiting for the bus, and you...

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this… whatchamacallit… “trade sexuality correlation memes,” yeah, that’s the ticket. Don’t rightly know what...

Well, I never thought I’d be talkin’ ’bout somethin’ like this, but here we go. Let’s gab about this… this…...

Alright, let’s talk about this “ventures biological sex” thing. I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I can tell...

Alright, alright, listen up, you young whippersnappers! You wanna sweet talk your gal, huh? Make her giggle and maybe… well,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here “prone bone” thing. I ain’t no fancy doctor, mind you, but I’ve...

Well, let’s talk about this 4 inch penis thing, you know? Folks get all worked up about size, but it...

Well, let’s talk about this 6-inch thing, you know, down there. Lots of men, they think theirs is bigger than...

Well, let me tell ya, this fella John Oliver, the one on that Last Week Tonight show, he’s got folks...