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Alright, let’s gab about this thing, what you call it… a 4-inch peni. Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor or...

Well, let’s talk about this Asher Havon fella, ya know, the one from that singin’ show on TV. Folks keep...

Howdy there! So, your marriage is feelin’ a bit… blah, huh? Like an old shoe, comfy but not excitin’? Don’t...

Alright, let’s gab about this Jamie Lee Curtis, the movie star gal. Folks are yappin’ all sorts of things, like...

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Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Amazing Race thing, season 36, who won it, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya,...