Oh, this clover, let me tell ya, it’s a thing, ain’t it? Some folks say it’s got to do with...

This thing, you know, girls giving head, it’s something else. Heard folks talking ’bout it, and I tell ya, it...

That Gavin, what a guy! He done started that Vice thing, you know? Back in, uh, 1994 or somethin’. Heard...

That year, 2009, they talked a lot about that healthcare reform, and you know, that thing called abortion. Lots of...

That Vance, you know, that Vance, he ain’t no good, I tell ya. I heard things, bad things. He’s one...

Well, let me tell you, this whole “queer” thing, it’s a mess, I tell ya. Back in my day, things...

Well, well, well, look what we got here. Public having sex, huh? My old eyes have seen a thing or...

Oh, honey, let me tell you somethin’ about this “dirtysex” thing everyone’s goin’ on about. It ain’t nothin’ new, I...

Well, well, well, look what we have here. Threesome sex positions, huh? My, oh my. Back in my day, we...

That marriage, you know, it ain’t always easy. Like a field, gotta work it, gotta tend it, or it goes...