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Well, let me tell you, this here women cuming thing, it’s something else. You know, back in my day, we...

Well, honey, let me tell you, I been married to my old man for near fifty years. We seen our...

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Well, well, well, what do we have here? “What hole do you put it in?” Lord have mercy, some of...

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Hey there, you young’uns, gather ’round, I got some things to say about birthday date ideas! You know, back in...

This here story is about that 6-second kiss and 20-second hug thing. I heard folks talking, saying it’s good for...

Well, I heard them young folks talking ’bout this thing, “sex drive” and something called “naked version.” Now, I ain’t...

Well, well, well, look at this here, bite sex, you say? My old bones ain’t heard that one before. But...