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Alright, so someone asked me about this “troon” word. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya...

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Alright, so you’re wonderin’, “Am I transgender?” Well, ain’t no easy answer, like flippin’ a pancake. It’s more like tryin’...

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