Well, well, well, look what we got here. “Aloy sex,” you say? Sounds like some fancy city talk to me. I ain’t never heard of no “Aloy,” but I reckon it’s one of them newfangled things you young’uns is into. Sex, though, that’s somethin’ I know a thing or two about, even if I ain’t as young as I used to be. These old bones still remember a thing or two, ya know. And let me tell ya, back in my day, things were a whole heap different. We didn’t need no fancy movies or nothin’.
Now, I hear tell there’s these moving pictures, movies they call ’em, with all sorts of folks gettin’ busy. And some of ’em, they say, is real as rain. Not like them picture shows we used to have, all make-believe and such. These here, they say, is the real deal. Folks really doin’ it, right there on the screen. Imagine that! I seen some things in my time, but that’s somethin’ else. Aloy sex, huh? I wonder if that Aloy is in one of these movies. They talk about sex scenes like it’s nothin’.
- One time, I heard about a movie, some Wonderland thing. Alice, I think it was.
- They said it was real. Real sex on the screen. I don’t know how they do it.
- They say it ain’t porn, just movies. But it’s real sex.
- Young people these days, they see everything, I guess.
These young’uns today, they got it all figured out, I reckon. They got these little boxes, they call ’em Netflix, and they watch all sorts of things on ’em. Heard some gal talkin’ ’bout these “sex scenes” on Netflix, like it’s the most natural thing in the world. Back in my day, we didn’t have no Netflix. We had each other, and that was enough. We didn’t need no screen to show us how it’s done. We just… did it. That Aloy must be somethin’ to have her own kinda sex. Maybe it’s some new thing, like dancin’ the Charleston or somethin’.
And get this, they say it’s hard work, makin’ these movies. These actors, they gotta pretend like they’re all hot and bothered, even if they ain’t. They call it actin’. And sometimes, I reckon, they ain’t pretendin’. It’s all very confusin’ to an old lady like me. But I guess that’s how they do things nowadays. These hottest Netflix sex scenes, they say they are real. But how can it be real if it’s a movie? I don’t know.
I remember when me and your grandpa, bless his soul, used to sneak off to the barn. We didn’t have no fancy cameras or nothin’. Just the two of us, and the hay, and the moonlight. It was simple, but it was real. No actin’ required. Just good old-fashioned love, that’s what it was. And I wonder, if this Aloy sex is anything like that.
They got all sorts of these movies now, I hear. Some with big stars, some with folks you ain’t never heard of. They call ’em “indie” movies, like they’re somethin’ special. But at the end of the day, it’s all the same, ain’t it? Folks gettin’ together, doin’ what comes natural. Maybe it is the best sex scenes, maybe it ain’t, but what’s important is two people carin’ for each other. And they keep talkin’ about unsimulated sex. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds fancy.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout a movie where they used butter. Butter! Can you believe it? We used to use butter for churnin’, not for… that. Times sure have changed. It seems like these movies are all about sex. But what about love? What about carin’ for someone?
I reckon this “Aloy sex” thing is just another one of them newfangled ideas. Somethin’ for the young folks to talk about. Me, I’ll stick to my memories. They might be old, but they’re real. And they’re mine. No one needs a movie to tell them how to feel, ya know? You just gotta listen to your heart. And maybe, just maybe, that’s what this whole Aloy thing is about. Findin’ what makes your heart beat a little faster. Maybe there’s somethin’ to learn from these young people after all. Even if they do watch all them movies about real sex.
I still don’t know what this “Aloy sex” is all about. But I reckon it don’t matter. As long as folks are happy, and they’re treatin’ each other right, that’s all that matters. Love is love, as they say. And that’s somethin’ that never goes out of style, no matter how many fancy movies they make about it. Now, where did I put my knitting needles? I got a scarf to finish.
