Alright folks, let me tell you about my wild day yesterday trying out this all-day plug thing. Figured I’d document the whole mess because wow, it wasn’t as simple as I thought. Woke up thinking, “Piece of cake,” ended up learning some real lessons.
The Morning Kick-off
First things first – cleanliness is king. Rolled out of bed, hit the shower, and spent extra time scrubbing everything down there. You don’t wanna be walking around with yesterday’s grit causing friction later. Trust me on that. Dried off super carefully, patted everything bone dry. Moisture is your enemy when you’re planning to stick something in your bum all day. Grabbed my high-quality silicone plug – the small one, lesson learned the hard way about starting big! – and drowned it in lube. Like, way more than you think you need. Slathered it thick inside and on the plug. Gentle, slow push, took my sweet time letting my body adjust. Felt weird as hell at first, like sitting on something unfamiliar? Took maybe ten minutes of pacing around my bedroom before it felt kinda normal. “Okay,” I thought, “smooth sailing.” Ha.
Hitting Midday Struggles
Fast forward a few hours. Running errands. Sitting in traffic. Started noticing it. First, it was just awareness. Then, around lunchtime, this dull ache started creeping in. Subtle at first, like a gentle reminder. Then, more persistent. My butt was basically whispering, “Hey bud, remember me?” Standing up at the grocery store? Pure relief. Sitting back down in the car? Immediate regret. Here’s what smacked me in the face:
- Lube Doesn’t Last Forever: That morning flood? Gone. Friction city, population: me.
- Clothes Matter: Tight jeans? Worst. Decision. Ever. Constant pressure, zero breathability.
- Hydration? Forget About It: Drank half my usual water, felt dehydrated, and guess what? Your insides feel dry and sticky too. Not fun.
Felt this low-key panic sweating. “Do I smell? Can people tell? Is this just gonna hurt worse?” Found myself shifting constantly in line.
Course Correction & The Home Stretch
Finally home. Couldn’t wait to yank it out, but I knew I had to learn. Made some big changes:
- Lube Reload: Headed straight to the bathroom with my lube bottle. Carefully pulled it out. Cleaned it. Cleaned myself. More lube than Mount Vesuvius inside and out, slowly slipped it back in. WORLD of difference. Felt instantly better.
- Comfort is Key: Ditched the skinny jeans for loose, soft sweatpants. Zero pressure, maximum breathing room. Total game-changer.
- Water Bottle Becomes Best Friend: Chugged water like it was going out of style. All day. Your whole system needs it, especially the bits handling the plug.
The rest of the afternoon? Way smoother. Felt comfortable, almost forgot it was there at times. Felt confident moving, sitting carefully. That constant ache disappeared. Took it out after dinner feeling genuinely accomplished, not just relieved it was over!
Three Big Takeaways
So yeah, after that full day trial run, here’s the real deal that worked:
- Lube Like Your Life Depends On It (Morning AND Afternoon Reload): Don’t be stingy. Reapply when friction starts whispering. High-quality silicone lube stays slippery longest.
- Dress Like a Sloth, Not a Supermodel: Baggy, soft, breathable clothing is non-negotiable. Give your body space.
- Water is Your Secret Weapon: Stay hydrated like it’s your job. Inside and out feel better for it.
It ain’t magic, but get these three down? You won’t spend half your day feeling like you just made a terrible life choice. You might actually enjoy it. Go slow, listen to your body, and don’t skip the water!
