Well, lemme tell ya, this talk about being an “adult toys tester” sounds like a whole lot of hooey to me. But, folks are chatterin’ about it, so I reckon I’ll spill the beans on what I’ve heard.
Now, they say you gotta fill out some form. Like them forms they give ya at the doctor’s office, full of questions you don’t know how to answer. But this one, they say it’s for gettin’ free, well, “toys.” For grown-ups. Don’t ask me what kind.
Seems like some folks actually make a livin’ doin’ this. Imagine that! Gettin’ paid to mess around with, well, you know. They say you can make more than 45 somethin’ – dollars, I reckon. Sounds like a lot of money for somethin’ so… unusual.
- Fill out a form.
- Get free “toys.”
- Maybe even get paid!
What’s a “tester” anyway? Someone who plays with these things and tells folks about it? Seems like a strange job to me. But, hey, to each their own, I always say. If folks wanna do that, who am I to judge?
They say you gotta be “excited” and “curious” about these things. Well, I ain’t excited about nothin’ like that, I’ll tell ya. And curiosity? That’s what got the cat in trouble, ain’t it?
Now, they say there’s two ways to do this. Work for one of them big companies that makes these “toys,” or go off on your own and do it yourself. Like sellin’ vegetables at the farmer’s market, I suppose. Only… different.
This “Lovehoney” place, they give out these “toys” for free. You gotta follow some steps, they say. Like a recipe, I guess. But instead of makin’ a cake, you’re… well, you know. And you get “lingerie” too. Fancy underwear, if you ask me.
They say you don’t need no “formal education” for this job. Which ain’t surprisin’. What school teaches you about these things, anyway? But I reckon you gotta know somethin’ about somethin’ to do it right.
So, there you have it. All I know about this “adult toys tester” business. Sounds like a whole lot of nonsense to me, but if folks wanna do it, more power to ’em. Just don’t come tellin’ me all the details. Some things are best left unsaid.
Anyways, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to do, and you ain’t afraid of… well, you know… maybe this is the job for you. Just don’t say I didn’t warn ya. It’s a strange world we live in, that’s for sure.
Tags: adult toys, tester, review, free, paid, Lovehoney
