Okay, so, I’ve been noticing something weird lately, and I gotta get it off my chest. Sometimes, my dick, it just, like, gets bigger than when I’m fully hard. It’s not all the time, but it’s happened enough that I’m starting to wonder what’s up.

First time I noticed it, I was taking a piss. Finished up, shook it off, and bam, felt like it was still growing. Didn’t even have a boner, but it was definitely bigger than usual, even bigger than when I am fully hard sometimes. I stood there for a minute, just staring at it, like, “What the hell is going on?”
Then, it happened again a few weeks later. This time, I had just finished a workout, hopped in the shower, and there it was, my dick was larger than normal. I was messing around a bit, seeing what it felt like, and I was shocked at how much more I had to work with. It wasn’t rock hard, but it was way bigger than my usual flaccid size.
So, I started paying more attention. I tried to figure out if there was a pattern. Was it after I exercised? After I ate certain foods? Was I just imagining things? I even started taking notes, like a damn scientist, just to see if I could crack the code.
- Day 1: Nothing unusual.
- Day 3: Bigger after a long run, but not as big as that first time.
- Day 7: Seemed a bit larger after a big meal, but could be my imagination.
- Day 10: Holy shit, it’s huge! Just woke up, no boner, but it’s definitely longer and thicker than ever before. Lasted for like 30 minutes.
After a couple of months of this, I realized there was no real pattern. Sometimes it happened, sometimes it didn’t. And the size difference wasn’t always the same. Sometimes it was just a little bit bigger, other times it was like a whole different dick.
It’s a real mindfuck, I gotta say. It’s not like I’m complaining, a bigger dick is a bigger dick, even when it is sometimes bigger than when fully hard. But it’s just weird, you know? I started wondering if I was some kind of medical anomaly. Maybe I should see a doctor? Nah, I’m too embarrassed to talk about this with a stranger, even if they are a professional.

I did some digging online, and it seems like I’m not the only one. There are other guys out there who’ve experienced the same thing. From what I’ve read, penis size can vary depending on