Alright, so the other day, I got this crazy idea to make a, uh, “pocket pussy” out of cornstarch. Yeah, you heard that right, cornstarch. The stuff you use to thicken gravy. I was broke and couldn’t afford a real Fleshlight, and I stumbled upon this weird DIY thing online.
Getting Started
First, I grabbed a box of cornstarch from the kitchen. I also needed some plastic wrap and a couple of rubber bands. It felt a bit silly, gathering these everyday items for such a, shall we say, unconventional project.
Mixing and Molding
I dumped a bunch of cornstarch into a bowl, added a little bit of water, and started mixing. I kept adding water bit by bit, trying to get the right consistency. It was like making playdough, but, you know, for a different purpose. Honestly, the texture was super weird at first, kind of gooey and messy. But the more I mixed, the more it started to come together.
- The first attempt was a total fail. Too watery.
- The second attempt was too thick and crumbly.
- Third time’s the charm, right? I finally got it to a consistency that felt somewhat…promising.
Then came the tricky part. I laid out a sheet of plastic wrap, scooped the cornstarch mixture onto it, and tried to shape it into something resembling a, well, you know. Let me tell you, it wasn’t easy. It was like trying to sculpt with mashed potatoes. But after some awkward maneuvering and a lot of trial and error, I managed to get it into a somewhat cylindrical shape.
Securing the Shape
I carefully wrapped the plastic wrap around the cornstarch blob and secured it with rubber bands. It looked like a sad, misshapen burrito. Not exactly the most enticing thing I’ve ever seen, but I was committed at this point.
The Moment of Truth
After letting it sit for a while to firm up, it was time to test it out. I’m not gonna lie, I was a bit nervous. I mean, it’s not every day you try to use a homemade sex toy made from kitchen ingredients. But, curiosity (and, well, other things) got the better of me.
And you know what? It wasn’t half bad! The cornstarch had a surprisingly smooth and velvety texture. It felt…different. I tried to use it with Fleshlight powder to make it smooth, but that was just the same cornstarch! It felt like a real vagina. I think the key is to add the cornstarch when the Fleshlight is totally dry. Not exactly like the real thing, but definitely interesting. I was shocked. It actually worked. I had successfully created a makeshift pleasure device out of cornstarch. Who knew?
Would I recommend it? I don’t know. It’s definitely a weird and messy process. But hey, if you’re broke, adventurous, and have some cornstarch lying around, it might be worth a try. Just don’t expect it to be a perfect replica of a store-bought toy. It’s more of a, “well, that was an experience” kind of thing.
