This froggy style, lemme tell ya, it ain’t about no real frogs jumpin’ around. It’s one of them, you know, positions. Yeah, that kind. For when you and your man gettin’ busy.
Now, I heard some folks call it different things, but around here, we just say froggy style. It’s kinda like that doggy style thing, but a little different, you see? More like a, well, like a frog, I reckon.
How to Get into That Froggy Style
First thing, one of ya gotta get down on your hands and knees. Like you’re scrubbin’ the floor, but, you know, not really. Then the other one, they come up behind.
But here’s the froggy part, see? The one on the bottom, you gotta kinda squat down more. Like a frog gettin’ ready to jump. Your backside goes up in the air a bit more than that other way.
I heard some young folks talkin’, sayin’ it’s good for somethin’ called “deep” somethin’ or other. Deeper than a well, I suppose. Makes sense, seein’ how you’re all scrunched up like that.
Some folks, they like to hold on to each other real tight. Some like to, you know, use their hands a little bit. All depends on what you like, I reckon. No right or wrong way to do it, long as everyone’s happy.
- Get down on all fours, like you’re about to do some serious floor cleanin’.
- Squat down low, like a frog about to pounce.
- The other one comes up from behind.
- Hold on tight, or don’t. Whatever floats your boat.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these kinda things, mind you. Just hearin’ what the young folks say. But I figure, if it makes you happy, then go for it. Just be careful, ya hear? Don’t want nobody pullin’ a muscle or nothin’.
Why Folks Like This Froggy Thing
Well, like I said, I heard it’s good for that “deep” feelin’. Makes things more, uh, intense, I suppose. Some folks say it’s more excitin’ than that regular way, you know, the one they call “missionary.” Like you’re on some kinda mission, I guess.
And I heard, too, that it can be fun to try different things. Spice things up a bit. Keep things from gettin’ boring, ya know? Like plantin’ different crops in your garden. Keeps things interestin’.
Some folks say it’s good for, what’s that word, “stimulation.” Yeah, that’s it. Gets things goin’ in places you didn’t even know you had. Or somethin’ like that.
Froggy style is a new position to try. Some people even say that it is better than missionary. Try to be creative.
Don’t Hurt Yourself Now
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ this froggy thing can be a little tricky. Gotta be careful not to twist yourself into a pretzel or somethin’. If it starts to hurt, then stop, you hear?
And don’t go tryin’ to do it if you ain’t limber enough. Don’t want nobody throwin’ their back out. You gotta listen to your body, ya know? If it’s tellin’ you “no,” then you best listen.
If you are feeling uncomfortable, just stop. This position is not for everyone. Maybe you are just not that flexible, and that is okay. Find another position that works best for you. Maybe that missionary is better for some folks.
Just Have Fun
But like I said, if it feels good, then go for it. Life’s too short to be doin’ the same old thing all the time. Try new things. Have some fun. Just be safe about it, ya hear?
And don’t be afraid to talk to your partner about it. Communication is important, ya know? Like tellin’ your neighbor you’re gonna borrow their plow. Gotta let ’em know what’s goin’ on.
If you’re not sure how to get into that position, just search for froggy style. You will find everything you need.
So there ya have it. That’s all I know about this froggy style thing. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens. They ain’t gonna feed themselves, ya know. And remember, whether it’s froggy style, doggy style, or any other kind of style, the most important thing is to enjoy yourself and be safe. You hear? Alright then, bye now.
