So, you wanna know about how common an 8-inch penis is, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t as common as flies on a cow patty. Most fellas ain’t packin’ that kinda heat, no sir.

I heard some folks talkin’, sayin’ they did some fancy studyin’ on this. They went around measurin’ a whole bunch of ’em. Can you imagine? I wouldn’t wanna be the one doin’ that job, that’s for sure!
These smarty-pants with their numbers say most men, when they’re all stood up and ready to go, they ain’t reachin’ 8 inches. Nope. More like, uh… what was it? Not even close to 8 inches, that’s what they said.
So, if you’re wonderin’ if your fella’s got an 8-incher, chances are, he don’t. Most guys are just… regular. And that’s just fine! Don’t you go worryin’ your pretty little head about it.
They even measured ’em when they weren’t, you know, at attention. Just hangin’ there like laundry on a line. Said there was a difference there too. Don’t ask me why they needed to know all that, seems like a waste of time to me.
I heard some young’uns talkin’ ’bout some website where you can type in the size and it tells you how you stack up. Goodness gracious! What will they think of next? Back in my day, we didn’t have no internet to tell us these things. We just used our eyes, and that was good enough!

- 8 inches is big. Bigger than most.
- Most fellas are smaller than that.
- Don’t get hung up on numbers.
Now, why are you so interested in this anyway? Is your man braggin’? Or are you just curious? Well, whatever the reason, just remember, size ain’t everything. It’s what you do with it that counts. A good heart is worth more than a big… well, you know.
These studies, they looked at all sorts of fellas, young and old, from all over. Seems like they really wanted to get to the bottom of this whole penis size thing. Me, I think they could’ve spent their time on somethin’ more important, like findin’ a cure for the common cold or figuring out how to keep them squirrels outta my bird feeder!
But anyway, they found out that