Well, let me tell you, these things, these “Fleshlights,” they ain’t made of nothin’ fancy. Just some rubbery stuff, I reckon. Kinda like them rubber gloves we used to use for, you know, cleanin’ up after the animals, only a bit softer. These days the young folks, they use it for something else. I heard about it from my neighbor’s grandson, he’s always on that computer.
They say it’s supposed to feel like the real thing. I don’t know about all that. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of these contraptions. We made do with what we had. I remember my man, rest his soul, had a sock he used from time to time.
But these Fleshlights, they’re a whole other thing. They got all sorts of shapes and sizes. Some even got little bumps and ridges inside. Sounds kinda strange to me, but I guess that’s what the young folks like these days. These fleshlights, these sex toys for men, are really popular.
Now, how they make ’em, that’s a bit of a mystery to me. They probably got some big factory somewhere, with machines and all that. I seen them factories on the TV, with all them conveyor belts and whatnot. I bet they just pour that rubbery stuff into a mold, like when we used to make candles.
They say there’s a whole bunch of different kinds of these Fleshlights. Different shapes, different textures, even different colors. This Fleshlight manufacturing must be a big thing. I even heard they got some that look like, well, you know… like certain parts of a lady. Imagine that!
I reckon it’s all about making it feel good, right? I mean, that’s the whole point, isn’t it? They just want somethin’ to make ’em feel good. Like my old man used to say, “If it feels good, do it.” Course, he was talkin’ about eatin’ pie, but I reckon it applies here too.
Here is how they are made, I think:
- First, they get that rubbery stuff, you know, the Fleshlight material.
- Then, they probably heat it up, make it all melty.
- After that, they pour it into a mold, like makin’ a cake.
- Let it cool down, and there you have it, a Fleshlight!
It is like making a homemade Fleshlight, but in a factory. It can’t be that hard, right? They just keep makin’ ’em, one after another. Probably got a whole bunch of folks workin’ there, just makin’ these things all day long. They got to make a lot to keep up with them young folks, seems like everyone’s got one these days.
I guess it’s just a sign of the times. Things are different now. People got all sorts of gadgets and gizmos these days. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of that. We just had each other. And a good pair of hands.
But these Fleshlights, they seem to be here to stay. They’re all over the place. You see ’em on the internet, in them magazines, even on the TV sometimes. They are really best male masturbators. It’s a whole industry, I tell ya. Makin’ these things, sellin’ these things. It’s all about the money, I reckon. And I know they are not vagina.
But, I guess if it makes folks happy, then who am I to judge? It’s not like they’re hurtin’ anybody. Just havin’ a little fun, I suppose. Still, it’s a bit strange to me, all these contraptions. But hey, to each their own, right? They also need to know how to clean a Fleshlight.
Now, I don’t know much more about these Fleshlights. I just hear things here and there. But I reckon they ain’t that complicated. Just some rubbery stuff, shaped like, well, you know. And a whole lot of folks buyin’ ’em. Just like my neighbor’s grandson said, you put your thing in there with some water-based lube, and off you go. The world keeps on turnin’, I guess, even with these strange things around. I still don’t know what T3 Magazine is.
