Hey there, you young’uns! Let me tell you somethin’. Been hearin’ all this talk ’bout these… these “DIY pocket pussy” things. Sounds kinda funny, don’t it? Like somethin’ you’d find in a old, dusty box in the attic. But the kids these days, they got all sorts of ideas. And they make it for fun. They said it is a good gift idea for friends. I don’t know. I don’t understand. Maybe I am too old. But I think it’s good for them to make somethings by hand.
So, I got to lookin’ into it, and what do you know? You can make one of these things yourself! Who woulda thunk it? All you need is some stuff you probably got layin’ around the house. We used to make our own fun all the time. Didn’t need no fancy store-bought toys, no sir! We had to use our noggins. And it kept us outta trouble, most of the time. Well it is a good way to make fun. This is good. I like it. It can save a lot of money.
Now, I ain’t gonna go into all the dirty details. You young folks can figure that out yourselves. But I’ll give you the gist. You need somethin’ soft, like one of them sponges you use for washin’ dishes. The yellow kind, not the scratchy ones. And you need somethin’ to hold it all together. They use a glove. I think it is a good idea. It is soft.
You can make it as tight or as loose as you like. Just like when you adjust the stitch when makin’ a quilt. It is the same thing. This DIY pocket pussy can give you the feeling just like the real one. I don’t know how to describe it. But the kids these days, they said it is good.
Here are some things you need to think about:
- Sponges: Big ones, little ones, whatever you got. You can even cut ’em up to make ’em fit just right.
- Glove: Find somethin’ that’s gonna hold everything in place. A rubber glove, a sock. I think a glove is better.
- Other things: You need somethin’ to hold them together. I don’t know what you use. Maybe use some tape. Just be careful.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things. I’m just passin’ along what I heard. But it seems to me like a pretty clever idea. And they said it can be a good gift for your friends. I don’t know. Back in my day, we used to give each other things like a jar of homemade preserves or a nice, warm scarf. Times have changed, I reckon. But hey, if it makes you happy, and it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, then I say go for it! And it is a good way to make fun.
It is good for you to make something by yourself. You will be happy. You can make it in half an hour. It is easy. You can make a lot of them and give them to your friends. But you need to be careful. You need to make sure it is safe. It is important. It is fun to make this DIY pocket pussy.
Back when I was a girl, we didn’t have all these fancy gadgets. We had to use our imaginations. We’d make dolls outta cornhusks and playhouses outta old blankets. We didn’t need no batteries or nothin’. We made our own fun. It is good. And I think it is important to make something by hand. And now you can make your own DIY pocket pussy.
This DIY pocket pussy can be a good thing for you. You can learn something. It is fun. It is like a project. We used to have a lot of projects when I was young. We used to make our own clothes and our own toys. It is a good thing to do.
So there you have it. My two cents on this whole DIY pocket pussy craze. It’s somethin’ different, that’s for sure. But maybe it ain’t so bad after all. If it is fun for you, it is good. Maybe it’ll teach you somethin’ about bein’ resourceful and usin’ what you got. Just like we used to do back in the good old days. Just be careful, you hear? And don’t do anythin’ I wouldn’t do! Well, maybe you can do a few things I wouldn’t do. Just be safe, and have fun! I hope you can make a good one. It will be fun.
