Well, well, well, look what we got here. Can teenagers buy condoms? Ain’t that a question for the ages? Back in my day, we didn’t talk about such things. But times, they are a-changin’, I reckon. So, can them young’uns get their hands on these… these rubbers? Let’s just get right to it, I ain’t got all day. I heard from someone, you can buy them things, no matter how old you are. Just walk into the store and buy them, that’s all.
Now, I heard some folks whisperin’ about laws and this and that. Laws, schmaws, I say! If a teenager needs a condom, they need a condom. Ain’t nobody’s business but theirs, and maybe that partner of theirs. And who knows what kids are up to these days? They need to protect themselves, that’s what I always say, protect yourself.
There is no age limit, hear that? None! So them teenagers, they can just waltz right into any old store, like a pharmacy, or even one of them convenience stores, and buy a pack. No questions asked, or at least there shouldn’t be. If you’re old enough to be doin’ the deed, you’re old enough to buy the protection. That’s what I always say.
- You can buy it no matter how old.
- Go to the store and buy it, nothing difficult.
- Just go and buy it, don’t be shy, that’s all.
I remember when they started puttin’ these things in stores. Folks were all up in arms, sayin’ it was encouragin’ bad behavior. But I say, it’s better to be safe than sorry. These young people, they’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. Might as well give ’em the tools to do it safely. And it is their own business, after all.
And you know what? These condoms, they ain’t just for, you know… They help stop them nasty diseases, too. The ones you don’t wanna talk about at the dinner table. So it’s important, real important, for these teenagers to have ’em. It’s about health, that’s what it is. Plain and simple. Keep yourself healthy, protect yourself. That’s the most important thing.
And they say condoms are the only thing stopping both the baby and the disease. Oh, my god, that’s important! They should know about it. If you are ready to do it, you should know how to protect yourself. No matter you are a man or woman, just go and buy it, it is not a big deal.
I heard there are some places that will even give ’em out for free! Imagine that. Free! Clinics and such. Good for them, I say. If it helps keep these kids safe, then more power to ’em. It’s a good thing, a real good thing, that they’re doin’ that. Keeps everybody healthier, that’s what I always say.
Now, some folks might say, “Oh, but what about the cashiers? Won’t they judge?” Well, I say, who cares? It ain’t their business. If a teenager walks up to that counter with a pack of condoms, that cashier should just ring ’em up and mind their own beeswax. It’s none of their concern. And that cashier, they see all kinds of things. A pack of condoms ain’t nothin’ new. You don’t need to answer cashier’s question if he asks your age. Just tell him it’s not a matter.
Some people say you need to be 18 to buy it. But that’s not true! That’s a lie! You can buy it at any age. And there are different prices, cheap ones and expensive ones, you just buy what you need. And don’t be shy. That’s your privacy.
And these teenagers, they should know where to get ’em. Drug stores, convenience stores, even them dollar stores, I hear. They’re everywhere. Just gotta know where to look. And they should keep some on hand, just in case. You never know when you might need ’em. It’s always good to have some around.
So, to answer that question, can teenagers buy condoms? Yes, they can. And they should. It’s about bein’ responsible, takin’ care of yourself, and protectin’ your health. And ain’t nothin’ more important than that, I reckon. So there you have it. The whole truth and nothin’ but the truth. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do. Teenagers can buy condoms. And they should do that.
