You wanna know ’bout this thing, this diy fleshlite? Well, lemme tell ya, back in my day, we didn’t have none of these fancy things. But you young folks today, you got all sorts of contraptions. This one here, it’s somethin’ else. It’s a toy, they say. For… well, you know. Grown folks stuff. And you can make it yourself, this diy fleshlite, that’s what they call it.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I hear things. Folks talk. They say you can make these things outta anything. I seen a fella once, he used some kinda tube, and some soft stuff. Put it all together, real simple like. Said it worked like a charm. Course, I wouldn’t know nothin’ ’bout that. I just hear these things, ya know. It’s the kind of thing people talk about, this diy fleshlite.
I heard some folks say you gotta be careful. Gotta use the right stuff. Don’t want no splinters or nothin’. Gotta be smooth, ya know? And clean! Lord knows, you gotta keep things clean. Especially with somethin’ like this, this… this fleshlite thing. Gotta wash it good, I reckon. And don’t go sharin’ it with nobody! That’s just askin’ for trouble.
Some people are real fancy. They got all kinds of ways to make these things, these diy fleshlites. They put stuff in ’em to make ’em feel different. Some folks, they got oils and stuff. I hear it’s like being with a real person. Can you believe that? Some say it’s even better! I don’t know about that part, but they’re all saying that.
Here’s what I heard some folks do:
- They get a tube, like from a roll of paper towels, you know?
- Then they get some soft stuff, like them sponges you use for dishes.
- They put the soft stuff inside the tube.
- Some folks, they use some kinda… slippery stuff. Like that lotion you put on your hands.
They say it’s important to make sure it is not too tight, not too loose, like Goldilocks, just right. And they say to use lotion or water or somethin’ to make it slide easy. And some people use gloves, you know, the kind doctors use? And they put it inside, they say it feels… well, I don’t know what they say it feels like. But they like it.
Some fellas, they even make ’em look fancy, these diy fleshlite things. They decorate the outside and everythin’. Like it’s some kinda art project. I even heard of a fella who made one outta a potato! Can you imagine? A potato! Said it worked just fine. You need somethin’ hard, like them clay rocks. And somethin’ to hold water, too. Young folks these days, they’re somethin’ else.
You can make it like a snowflake, too. That is what I heard. You know snowflake? The one come in the winter time. White and pretty. They say you cut some paper, make it like a snowflake. Use it for this… this thing. I don’t know how. I am too old for this. But they do it.
Some say it’s a good way to, you know, enjoy yourself. If you ain’t got nobody else. Or even if you do! Some folks, they use these things together. With their partner, you know? Like a game, almost. They say it’s fun. This diy fleshlite.
But if you’re gonna make one of these things, this fleshlite, you gotta be careful. Don’t use nothin’ sharp. And make sure it’s clean. And don’t go tellin’ everyone about it. Some things are best kept to yourself, you know? Like this conversation, just between us. It is our little secret.
And another thing, keep it away from the kids! Lord knows what they’d do with somethin’ like that. They might think it’s a toy, and then you’d have a real mess on your hands. So keep it hidden, keep it safe, and keep it clean. That’s my advice, for what it’s worth. This diy fleshlite, it is not a toy for kids. It is for adults, you know.
I heard some people use soap, like the one you wash dishes with, and water. They mix them together. And they use this to clean this thing. They say it is important to keep it clean, very clean. You don’t want no… you know, bad stuff growing in there. They say a little bit of soap, like a tiny spoon, and a cup of water. Mix it up. You can use that oil, too. The one that smells good. They say four, five, six drops is enough.
It’s a crazy world we live in, ain’t it? All these newfangled things. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of this. But you young folks, you got it all figured out. Just be careful, that’s all I gotta say. Be careful, and have fun. But not too much fun! This diy fleshlite, it’s somethin’ else. I tell ya, somethin’ else.
