This here Jenna Ellis, she’s a hot topic, ain’t she? Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout her down at the market. Some say she’s hot, some say she ain’t. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that, but I seen her picture. She looks like one of them city girls, all dressed up fancy.
I seen on the electric picture box, she used to work for that Trump fella. That’s all I know, I don’t pay much mind to politics, too much squabblin’ for my taste. But this Jenna Ellis, she’s got 87K followers. That’s a lot of people watchin’ her. What’s she doin’ with 201 followings, though? That’s a mystery to me. And 3 somethings, what’s that even mean?
Some young folks was sayin’ she “flipped.” Flipped like a pancake? I don’t get it. They sayin’ she used to be on Trump’s side, now she ain’t? Maybe she’s like a fish, swimmin’ whichever way the current goes. Heard some other talk ’bout her bein’ “bangable.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but it don’t sound like somethin’ you say in polite company.
This one fella, I think his name was February, said she’s a big shot in them lawyer circles. Jenna Ellis, she worked for Trump’s 2020 thing, whatever that was. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’ if you ask me. All them lawyers, always arguin’ about somethin’.
- Jenna Ellis, she’s got 87K followers.
- She worked for that Trump fella.
- Some folks say she’s “hot.”
- Others say somethin’ ’bout “bangable.”
- I heard she “flipped.”
Then there was this other one, June, I think. She was talkin’ ’bout a leopard. A leopard chewin’ on somethin’. Said Jenna was sad and confused. Said somethin’ about her face. Now, I don’t know what that’s all about, but it sounds awful. Leopards, they’re wild animals. You don’t mess with them.
And this July fella, he was goin’ on about some picture. Said Jenna Ellis was talkin’ ’bout the “Last Supper.” That’s somethin’ from the Bible, ain’t it? Jesus and his friends, eatin’ their last meal together. What’s that got to do with Jenna Ellis, I wonder?
This Jenna Ellis, she’s a real head-scratcher. Got all these people talkin’ ’bout her. Some sayin’ she’s hot, some sayin’ she ain’t. Some talkin’ ’bout leopards and the Last Supper. It’s all a big mess, if you ask me.
Maybe she’s just a regular gal, tryin’ to make her way in the world. Or maybe she’s somethin’ else. I don’t know. But all this talk ’bout her bein’ hot, it just seems silly. There’s more important things in life than that. Like tendin’ your garden, or visitin’ with your neighbors.
This whole internet thing, it’s got everyone all riled up. People sayin’ all sorts of things, true or not. It’s hard to know what to believe anymore. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this. We just talked to each other, face to face.
But this Jenna Ellis, she sure is a hot topic. Seems like everyone’s got somethin’ to say about her. She got people say she is hot. She’s all over that electric picture box. Maybe she likes all the attention. Or maybe she just wants to be left alone. Who knows?
Well, I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea. All this talk about Jenna Ellis has got me tired. And I got some beans to snap. That’s more important than all this internet chatter.
87K followers is just a number, I guess. 198 following, 3 this or that. You know, life is simple, don’t make it hard. Jenna Ellis is just a girl, hot or not, we all get old.
