Well, well, well, look what we got here. Public having sex, huh? My old eyes have seen a thing or two, but this here is a whole different pot of beans. Now, I ain’t one to judge, but some things just ain’t right, you know? And this here business of folks doin’ it out in the open, that’s one of them. Lord have mercy.
I heard tell that it’s against the law in most places. Can you believe it? Back in my day, folks had the decency to keep their private business, well, private! Now it’s like folks don’t even care who sees ’em. This public sex thing, it’s just a shame.
- First off, it’s just plain nasty.
- Second, what about the children? What kind of example is that settin’ for the young’uns?
- And third, it’s against the law, like I said!
They say it’s called “indecent exposure” or “public indecency” or somethin’ like that. Fancy words for somethin’ so simple. It’s just wrong to be doin’ that stuff where everyone can see ya. It ain’t natural. This public having sex thing is getting out of hand.
Now, I heard if you get caught, you can get in big trouble. Jail time, fines, the whole nine yards. And for what? Just ’cause you couldn’t keep it in your pants? Seems mighty silly to me. And it is illegal, it is a criminal offense.
