Well, I tell ya, some folks like them movies with all sorts of things, ya know? And some, they like the real stuff. Yeah, movies about real sex, that’s what they’re after. Don’t ask me why, folks like what they like. It ain’t always pretty, but it is what it is.
Now, I heard tell of some movies, real artsy-fartsy ones, they call ’em. Stuff like Brown Bunny, Shortbus, and 9 Songs. Heard they got real people doin’ real things in ’em. Caused a big stink when they came out, folks got all riled up. Guess they weren’t used to seein’ the real deal, ya know? But they ain’t like them dirty movies you hide under the bed, no sir. They’re somethin’ else, somethin’… different.
- Brown Bunny: Heard it’s got Chloe Sevigny in it, doin’ the deed, so to speak.
- Shortbus: Now that one, they say it’s all about different kinds of lovin’, if ya catch my drift.
- 9 Songs: Don’t know much ’bout this one, but it’s got a lot of music and… well, you get the picture.
Some folks, they can’t believe what they’re seein’. “How they allowed to show that?” they ask. Well, I guess if it ain’t against the law, they can do what they want. It ain’t always comfortable watchin’, mind you. But some folks, they want the real thing, even in their movies.
Real sex in movies, it ain’t just some new thing. It’s been around for a while. I heard tell of a movie called Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy from way back in the 70s. The name says it all, don’t it? They wasn’t shy about what they was showin’. Now, that ain’t like them fancy Hollywood movies with all the fake moanin’ and whatnot. This was the real McCoy, or so they say.
You see, most movies, they got actors pretendin’. But these movies, they’re different. They’re tryin’ to show somethin’ real, somethin’ raw. Sometimes it’s pretty, sometimes it ain’t. But it’s real, or at least that’s what they want you to think.
Heard there’s all kinds of directors makin’ these movies. Big names, little names, foreign names, all sorts. From places like France and all over. They got their own ideas about how to show it, ya know? Some are artsy, some are more… direct. But they’re all tryin’ to show somethin’ real about, well, you know.
There’s lists and lists of these movies online, if you know where to look. Seventy-five of ‘em, someone told me. Seventy-five movies all about folks doin’ it! Can you imagine? That’s a lot of… action. They say it’s for folks who are “sex-obsessed,” but I reckon it’s just folks curious about seein’ the real thing on screen. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ curious, is there?
Now, some of these movies, they ain’t porn, mind you. They’re tryin’ to tell a story, or somethin’. They just happen to use real sex to do it. It ain’t always pretty, like I said. Sometimes it’s awkward, sometimes it’s uncomfortable. But it’s real. Or at least they say it is. And for some folks, that’s what matters.
So, there you have it. Movies about real sex. They’re out there, if you’re lookin’ for ’em. Just don’t go tellin’ your preacher I told you about ’em, alright? It’s a secret between you and me. And maybe all them other folks who are watchin’ ’em too. Just remember, it ain’t always what you expect, but it sure is… somethin’. And if anyone asks, just tell ’em you heard it from some old woman who knows a thing or two about the world. They don’t need to know nothin’ more than that.
Real sex on film ain’t for everyone, that’s for sure. But it’s out there, and folks are watchin’ it. From artsy films to more… explicit ones, there’s a whole world of movies out there showin’ the real deal. And I reckon that’s all there is to say about it.
