Our Experiment with Anal Play Frequency
Alright, so me and my partner figured we needed to actually test this anal thing properly. I kept seeing vague stuff online about “how much is too much,” and honestly? None of it sounded real. So yeah, we decided to document our own mess and see what actually works or blows up in our faces.
We started kinda dumb. Just did it whenever we felt like it, maybe two, three times a week? Felt okay at first, honestly. But after like, two weeks straight? Nah. Things started feeling… off. Like, soreness wasn’t just going away overnight anymore. Had this constant slight ache downstairs, sitting became a strategic mission, and wiping? Forget it, felt like handling raw sandpaper. Got real uncomfortable real fast. Partner was grimacing too, which was sign number one we were screwing up big time.
Here’s the raw deal we figured out the hard way:
- Twice a month tops: Yeah, sounds like nothing, right? We wanted more too. But pushing past this was like asking for a world of hurt. Tried weekly once after a “break,” and nope – back to square one with the sore mess. Twice a month is our absolute max for happy butts now.
- Lube? Yeah, DUH: Look, we knew this, but got lazy sometimes. Big mistake. HUGE. That friction burn ain’t fun. We keep that lube bottle glued to the nightstand now. None of that cheap stuff either – got the good, thick silicone kind. Reapply like crazy, even when you think you’re slick enough. You ain’t.
- Cleanliness is NOT optional: Had a close call once. Enough said. Just trust me. Shower before, douche if you gotta (gently!). Nobody wants surprise parties happening. Gross stuff ruins the mood real quick.
- LISTEN to your body screaming: Feel even a tiny pinch? STOP. Right then. Pushing through is pure idiocy. Learned that lesson bloody well. Any pain means game over, full stop. Rest days ain’t optional, they’re mandatory repair time.
- Start easy, always: Even if we’ve done it before, rushing in like morons means trouble. Fingers first, always, warm things up slow. Jumping straight to the main event is asking for ripped skin. Just don’t.
Took us weeks, maybe months, of getting it wrong before this stuff really clicked. Butt stuff needs serious respect, man. It ain’t like regular sex where you can just go wild. Ignored the rules? Paid the price. Seriously, just treat that whole area like fragile damn glass. Be gentle, space it out tons, use oceans of lube, stay clean, and if it hurts? QUIT. Our rule is twice monthly max with all that safety junk religiously followed now. Keeps things fun without the nasty aftermath. Bodies ain’t built for constant backdoor action, plain and simple.
