Alright, let’s talk about this thing I decided to try out. Yeah, deep throating. Seen it everywhere online, people make it look easy, right? Figured, why not give it a shot myself? Gotta be honest, it was way harder than those videos make it seem. Here’s how my dumb attempt went down.
The Starting Point: Curiosity & Confusion
So first off, I had no clue where to begin. Just knew it involved taking something deep down your throat without gagging. Grabbed a banana from the kitchen – seemed safer than anything else. Stood in front of the mirror in my bathroom. Felt kinda ridiculous, honestly.
Started slow, just putting the tip in my mouth, like normal. Okay, easy. Then tried pushing it back further. Bam. Instant gag reflex. Like, full-body shudder, eyes watering, the whole embarrassing mess. Seriously, how do people suppress that? Felt like my body was betraying me.
Figuring Out the “How”
After that disaster, actually looked up some tips. Supposedly, there’s a trick to it:
- Breathing: Gotta breathe through your nose. Tried that. Helped a tiny bit, but still gagged.
- Throat Relaxing: They say “relax your throat muscles.” How?! When something’s hitting the back, everything tenses up automatically. Felt impossible.
- Position: Leaning forward, head tilted down. Tried kneeling by the bed, head hanging off the edge. Gravity was supposed to help. It did… kinda. Got maybe an inch further down before gagging violently again.
Practiced just holding something small, like a toothbrush handle, at the back of my throat without gagging. Still tough. Felt like I had zero control.
Progress? More Like Struggle
Kept at it for a few days, short bursts. Used a smooth, thin dildo instead of the banana – safer and more practical. Found that swallowing just as it went down helped a little. Like tricking my throat into thinking it was food.
Major takeaway: Saliva. Need tons of it. Dry? Forget it, immediate gag city. Used some water-based lube too. Slicker is definitely better.
Slowly, painfully slowly, managed to get the damn thing deeper. Key word: managed. It wasn’t smooth. Involved a lot of:
- Careful slow pushes
- Holding it deep for a second
- Pulling back fast when the gag hit
- Rinse and repeat (literally, needed water breaks)
My jaw was sore, throat felt raw after. Felt like learning some weird, uncomfortable party trick.
The Reality Check
After a couple of weeks of on-and-off practice, can I do it like the pros? Hell no. Can I take something reasonably deep without instantly throwing up? Yes. But it’s not pretty, not graceful.
Lessons learned?
- Patience is everything: It’s slow, frustrating work.
- Gag reflex is stubborn: It lessens slightly with practice, but doesn’t vanish.
- Comfort is key: Gotta be REALLY relaxed, physically and mentally. Nerves make it worse.
- It’s messy and awkward: Drool everywhere, weird faces in the mirror, potential for coughing fits. Glamorous it ain’t.
Honestly? It’s a skill, like anything else that needs practice. But damn, it’s a humbling one. Takes a lot of persistence and tolerance for discomfort. Still working on it… slowly.
