Okay folks, today’s practice dive was one of those “learn as you go” situations. Started researching pegging after reading forum discussions – seemed intense but intriguing. Knew it wasn’t just about strapping on a toy and going for it. Safety first, always.
Prepping Like My Butt Depended On It (It Did)
Dug into materials like crazy last weekend. Realized cheap harnesses = bad news. Measured twice before ordering this sturdy nylon harness with multiple adjustment points. Washed that sucker three times before use – no chemical smells left.
Picked silicone lube after reading horror stories about oil-based ones wrecking toys. Got a quality flared-base dildo too – non-negotiable. Remembered seeing ER nurse AMAs saying “flared base or brace for embarrassment”. Stuck that warning on my bathroom mirror for days.
The Trial Run Disaster
Tested solo first – thank god I did. Assumed lube “enough” meant globs. Wrong. Halfway in, felt like sandpaper. Panic-squirting more lube just made everything slippery-dangerous. Nearly dropped the damn thing in the toilet. Key takeaways:
- Lube applicator bottles = game changer
- Put towels EVERYWHERE (seriously)
- Go slower than you think slow is
Cleaned everything with toy cleaner afterward. Let that harness air dry fully too – mildew smells don’t set the mood later.
Partner Time Protocols
Sat down with my girlfriend with printed safety notes. Felt dorky but necessary. We agreed:
- Red/Yellow/Green system – no ego, just instant stops
- She watches my face, not just the action
- Trimmed nails AND filed edges (ouch)
- Accident plan: supplies by the bed (wipes, plastic bag, spare towel)
First attempt was awkward as hell. Harness straps twisted, kept slipping. Stopped, readjusted, started over. Communication felt robotic but saved us. “Yellow! Angle feels pinchy” beats teeth-gritting through pain.
What Actually Matters
After three tries? The harness fitment and lube amount make or break everything. Thickness matters less than shape. Curved tip = easier entry. Instant stop-safeties > fancy features. Also learned:
- Shower enemas beforehand? Essential
- Post-cleanup hydration prevents next-day regrets
- Check-in cuddles override any awkwardness
Biggest lesson? Assuming anything is “common sense” gets you hurt. Measure harnesses twice, lube excessively, talk constantly. Rather kill the vibe than live through an ER story.
