Hey folks, today’s diary entry is about something totally different – I went and tried out the dude version of the birth control shot. Saw some articles buzzing about it, freaked out a little, then just booked the appointment. Here’s exactly how it rolled out:
The Curious Phase & Booking
Honestly, stumbled on this topic scrolling through health forums one night. Kept thinking: “They actually have shots for men now?” Dug around some medical sites – info felt sketchy but legit enough. Found a clinic near me that offered trials, nerves be damned, called them up the next afternoon. Receptionist sounded chill, asked basic health questions, scribbled my answers on a notepad while she put me on hold. Booked for the following Tuesday, just walked in feeling half-prepared.
Getting Stuck & The Wait
Got there, filled out a stack of papers thicker than my old tax returns. Nurse sat me down, explained:
- The jab itself: Tiny needle, felt like a flu shot.
- How it works: Shoots this stuff into your muscle, slowly releases hormones to pause the sperm factory (her words, not mine).
- Not instant: Takes weeks to kick in fully. Gotta get it every few months.
She warned me about possible mood swings and weight gain. Didn’t sugarcoat it either: “Could get cranky or hungry.” Took the shot in my shoulder right then. Mild ache for a day or two. Easy.
Tracking My Own Self
So the real test begins. How do you actually know this stuff works? I kept a Google Doc like a mad scientist:
- Phase 1 (Week 1-3): Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Body felt normal, sex drive same old.
- Phase 2 (Week 4-6): Boom. Random sleepy days. Wanted pizza at 2am like clockwork. Temper felt slightly thinner.
- Phase 3 (Week 7 onwards): Chill mode activated. Energy steady. Still get hungry though.
Three months later went back for testing. Nurse grinned: “Your swimmers are on timeout.” Felt surreal. Like proving a rumor true.
Effectiveness? Real Talk.
Here’s the kicker everyone asks: “How bulletproof is this?” From my tracking plus official pamphlets:
- Roughly 96% effective when shots happen on time. That’s damn solid.
- Compared to condoms? More reliable if you remember appointments.
- But: STDs are a hard no. Zero protection. Still wrap it.
Pregnancy risk feels way lower. Peace of mind is nice. Still, if your body hates hormones? Forget it.
Would I Do It Again?
Honestly? Mixed feelings. Hate the hunger pangs and mood dips. Doctor dude says it varies by person – hit me moderately hard. But knowing I’m covered without relying on condoms or her pills? Priceless. Will keep getting shots until something better shows up. Final verdict: Game changer, if your body handles it.
