Alright so last weekend me and my partners finally tried that mmf threesome setup we’d been joking about for months. Was super nervous at first cause let’s be real – three people in bed sounds way easier in porn than real life. But hey, commitment makes things happen!
How We Got Started
Friday night rolled around after like three weeks of scheduling hell. Had the apartment to ourselves thank god. Started with red wine and terrible reality TV to loosen up. Honestly thought the awkwardness would last forever until Lisa just full-on kissed Mark while reaching for my zipper. That broke the ice real fast.
Position Trials & Errors
First attempt was classic spitroast in the living room – me on knees sucking Mark while Lisa rode him reverse cowgirl. Felt awesome but lasted maybe two minutes before Lisa’s legs started cramping. Note to self: thick rugs don’t replace knee pads.
Then we moved to the bedroom trying this stacked spoon thing. Me flat on back, Lisa on top facing me, Mark entering her from behind. Total chaos with limbs everywhere. At one point Lisa’s elbow jammed my ribcage and Mark kept slipping out – couldn’t stop laughing for five minutes straight.
What Actually Worked
- Lazy triangle: Mark sitting against headboard, me straddling him facing forward, Lisa kneeling in front of me. This finally gave everyone access without needing yoga instructor certification.
- Double-riding: Lisa riding Mark missionary while I straddled his face. Killer view watching her tits bounce while he ate me out, plus Mark looked damn happy sandwiched like that.
- Bedside surprise: Had Lisa bent over mattress blowing me while Mark took her from behind. Simple? Hell yes. Effective? Damn right.
The Aftermath
We crashed around 3AM looking like sweaty war survivors. Next morning found Lisa’s bra hanging off a ceiling fan – no clue how it got there. Best part? Ordering ridiculous amounts of pancakes while comparing bruises. Would we do it again? Absolutely, though next time I’m investing in massage oil stocks first.
