Okay, so, you wanna know how I measure my… you know. Alright, buckle up, it’s not rocket science, but there’s a right way and a wrong way, trust me, I’ve learned.
First things first: The Tools. You’re gonna need a ruler or a measuring tape. A soft tape measure is better, the kind tailors use, but a regular ruler will do in a pinch. Just make sure it’s got clear markings, we ain’t guessing here.
Prep Work. Gotta be, uh, ready. That means fully erect. No cheating! Also, do it in a private, well-lit area. You don’t want any shadows messing with your measurements, and you definitely don’t want any interruptions.
The Length: The Top Side. Place the ruler or tape measure right at the base, pressing firmly against your pubic bone. This is key! You gotta push through any fat pad that might be there, otherwise you’re not getting an accurate reading. Then, stretch that sucker out to the tip. That’s your length.
The Girth: Around the Middle. This is where the tailor’s tape comes in handy. Wrap it around the thickest part of your shaft. Don’t squeeze! Just a gentle wrap. Where the tape overlaps, that’s your girth. If you’re using a ruler, you’ll have to wrap a string around and then measure the string against the ruler. Kinda clumsy, but it works.
A Few Pointers.
- Consistency is key. Always measure the same way, same time of day, same level of… readiness.
- Don’t get hung up on the numbers. It’s just a number.
- Don’t compare yourself to others. Seriously. Everyone’s different.
- Write it down. Keep track. Maybe you’ll see some growth over time… or not. Either way, you’ll have a record.
The Why. Why did I start doing this? Curiosity, plain and simple. And maybe a little bit of insecurity, if I’m being honest. But once I started tracking it, it became more about knowing myself, understanding my body. Plus, it’s kinda fun to have data on something so… personal.
Important Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. This is just my personal experience. If you’re actually concerned about your size, talk to a medical professional. They can give you real advice.
So there you have it. My totally unscientific, completely anecdotal guide to measuring your penis. Go forth and measure… responsibly.
