Getting Down to Business: The Measuring Thing
Alright, so the other day, I got curious. You see stuff online, people talking numbers, and eventually, you just kinda wonder, right? So, I decided, what the heck, let’s figure this out properly. No more guessing games.
First things first, I had to get ready. You can’t just measure whenever. It needs to be, well, standing at attention. Took a bit to get there, but you know, gotta do what you gotta do for science, or whatever this was. Privacy is key too, obviously. Locked the bathroom door.
The Tools and The Job
I rummaged around for a measuring tool. Found a stiff ruler, the kind you use for drawing lines. Thought about using a flexible tailor’s tape, but figured the ruler was better for the length part. Accuracy, you know?
For the length:
- I stood up straight. Seemed like the right way to do it.
- Placed the end of the ruler right up against the pubic bone. You gotta press it in a bit, past any fat pad, right where the shaft meets the body. That felt like the real starting point.
- Ran the ruler along the top side, all the way to the very tip. Didn’t stretch anything, just laid it flat along the top.
- Read the number right at the end. Squinted a bit to make sure I got it right.
Then, the girth:
This is where the ruler wasn’t gonna cut it. So, I grabbed one of those soft tape measures, the kind for sewing. Seemed logical.
- I picked what looked like the thickest part, somewhere around the middle of the shaft. Seemed like the fairest spot.
- Wrapped the tape measure gently around it. Not too tight, not loose, just snug.
- Where the tape overlapped, that was the number. Had to twist a bit to see it clearly.
Wrapping Up
So yeah, that was pretty much it. Got my numbers. Wrote ’em down on a scrap piece of paper just so I wouldn’t forget five minutes later. It wasn’t rocket science, but it took a bit of fumbling around to make sure I was doing it consistently. Pressing the ruler in for length was probably the part most people might miss. Anyway, curiosity satisfied. Job done.
