Okay, so, the other day, I decided to give this “flashlight sex” thing a try. I’d heard about it, seen some stuff online, and, well, I was curious. Gotta keep things spicy, right?
Getting Ready
First things first, I needed a flashlight. I grabbed a regular one from the kitchen drawer – nothing fancy, just your standard, everyday flashlight. Then, you know, I made sure I had some, uh, “protection.” Always gotta be safe, no matter what you’re doing.
Next, I cleaned the flashlight. This is important, people! I wiped it down thoroughly with a disinfectant wipe. Hygiene is key, seriously.
The Experiment
So, there I was. I turned off the lights, made sure the room was dark, and, well, got down to business. I won’t go into every detail, but basically, I inserted the protected end into the flashlight’s opening. It was… an interesting sensation. The smooth, cool metal, the slight pressure. It was definitely different.
I tried different speeds, different angles. It took a little while to figure out what felt good, what worked. I experimented with the on/off switch, creating a sort of pulsing sensation. That was… surprisingly effective.
The Aftermath
Once I was done, clean-up was pretty straightforward. I took the flashlight apart as much as I could, and wiped everything down again, inside and out. Made sure it was all clean and dry before putting it back together.
Disposed my “protection”.
My Thoughts
Honestly, it was a fun experiment. It was something new, something different to try. Would I do it again? Maybe. It’s not going to replace the real thing, obviously, but it’s a decent option if you’re on your own and feeling adventurous. Just remember to be safe, be clean, and have fun!
