Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the style you requested, about the topic “que pasa si me masturbo todos los dias”:
Alright, so I got curious. Really curious. Like, what actually happens if you, uh, take care of business every single day? I’d heard all sorts of stuff – you’ll go blind, you’ll get hairy palms, your, um, equipment will fall off. Obviously, most of that is total BS. But I wanted to know for myself. So, I did a little experiment. I committed. Let’s just say, things got… personal.
First couple of days? Nothing really changed. I mean, I felt… good? Relaxed, maybe. Sleep was pretty solid, I gotta admit. I started this whole thing thinking I’d be exhausted all the time, but honestly, the first week was pretty normal. I just made it part of my routine, like brushing my teeth. Kinda weird, but hey, science, right?
Week Two: The “Oh, Okay” Phase
- Energy levels: Surprisingly, not tanked. I still hit the gym, still went for runs. Wasn’t setting any personal records, but I wasn’t dragging myself around either.
- Mood: Pretty chill. Less stressed, maybe even a little too chill. Like, stuff that usually annoyed me just kinda rolled off.
- Focus: This is where it got interesting. I thought I’d be distracted all the time, but it was the opposite. I could actually concentrate better on work. Maybe because I wasn’t constantly thinking about… well, you know.
I kept a little journal. Just jotted down how I felt each day, physically and mentally. Nothing fancy, just “feeling good,” “tired,” “focused,” that kind of thing. It was helpful to see the patterns.
Week Three and Beyond: The Plateau
After a while, it just became… normal. No huge ups or downs. It was like my body just got used to it. The initial “rush” wasn’t as intense, but the relaxed feeling afterward was still there. I noticed I was sleeping better consistently, which was a definite plus.
One thing I did start to question was whether I was doing it out of habit, rather than actual, you know, desire. That made me think. Was I using it as a coping mechanism for stress? Maybe. Something to think about.
The Conclusion (For Now)
So, what did I learn? Well, I didn’t go blind. My hands are still smooth. And everything is still… attached. The biggest takeaway was that it’s probably more about moderation. Too much of anything isn’t good, right? And it’s definitely something to be mindful of – why you’re doing it, how it makes you feel, and if it’s becoming a crutch.
This was just my experience. Everyone’s different. I’m not a doctor, so don’t take this as medical advice. But hey, it was an interesting experiment. And now I know a little more about myself. Maybe a little too much…
