Okay, so, “taking it up the butt.” Yeah, I went there. I decided to try it. It wasn’t some spur-of-the-moment thing. I’d been thinking about it for a while, doing some… research, you know? Reading articles, watching some videos – mostly to make sure I didn’t, like, seriously injure myself.
First thing, I needed lube. Lots of it. Went to the store and, man, that was awkward. Just standing there, staring at all the options. Ended up grabbing the one that looked the…most slippery. And a big bottle, too. Figured better safe than sorry.
Getting Ready
Back home, I took a shower. Wanted to be, uh, clean. Really clean. Then came the… preparation. Let’s just say it involved some stretching. And some deep breaths. And a whole lot of mental pep talks.
- Shower: Super important.
- Lube: Don’t skimp.
- Stretching: Seriously, don’t skip this.
- Mental Prep: You gotta be in the right headspace.
I started slow. Like, really slow. Used a finger first, just to, you know, get things used to the idea. Added another finger. Lots of lube, remember? It was… weird. Not painful, exactly, but definitely not something my body was used to.
Then came the main event. I’d gotten a… toy. Nothing crazy, just something beginner-friendly. More lube. Deep breaths. I eased it in, bit by bit. It was… intense. A completely different sensation than anything I’d felt before. Not bad, just… different.
I took my time. Went slow. Listened to my body. If something felt off, I stopped. Adjusted. Tried again. Eventually, it was… in. And it was… okay. Not mind-blowing, not terrible, just… okay.
Afterwards
Clean-up was… involved. Another shower. Lots of soap. And a feeling of… accomplishment? I guess? I’d done it. I’d tried something new, something I was curious about, and I hadn’t hurt myself. That’s a win, right?
Would i do that again? I really don’t know,it’s not a terrible experience and i will keep that in mind.
So, yeah, that’s my story. “Taking it up the butt.” It wasn’t a wild, passionate night of forbidden pleasure. It was more like… an experiment. A slightly awkward, slightly uncomfortable, but ultimately successful experiment.
