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So, I finally did it. I got myself a butt plug. Been curious for ages, you know? Saw a bunch of stuff online, some friends were talking about it, and well, my curiosity got the better of me. Figured I’d share my experience, no holds barred, for anyone else who’s thinking about it.
Getting Started
First off, the shopping. Man, there are a LOT of options. Different shapes, sizes, materials… It’s kind of overwhelming. I ended up going for a smaller one, made of silicone. Seemed like a safe bet for a first-timer. And, yeah, I ordered it online. Way less awkward than walking into a store, I gotta say.
The Moment of Truth
When it arrived, I’ll admit, I was nervous. I took a shower, put on some chill music, and tried to relax. Plenty of lube is KEY, folks. Don’t skimp on that. Seriously. I went with a water-based one, ’cause I heard that’s best with silicone toys.
I started slow. Really slow. Just kind of… testing the waters, so to speak. It felt… weird. Not painful, but definitely different. Took some deep breaths, reminded myself I was in control, and gradually pushed it in a bit more.
Getting Comfortable
Once it was in, the feeling changed. It was more of a fullness, a pressure. Not unpleasant, just… present. I experimented with moving around a bit, sitting, standing, just to see how it felt. After a while, I started to get used to it, and it actually started to feel kind of… good.

- Use of force:I tried to force it a few times, but it was no good, so slow down.
- Size matters:A smaller size would be a better choice.
- Material:Silicone is good for first-timers.
- Lube:Never forget to use enough lube, or you’ll be sorry for that.
The Aftermath
I didn’t keep it in for super long, maybe half an hour. Taking it out was… interesting. Kind of a popping sensation. Again, not painful, just… unique. Clean-up was easy, just some soap and water.
Overall? It was a positive experience. Definitely something I’d try again. It’s not something I’d do every day, but it’s a fun way to spice things up, explore your body, and just… try something new. If you’re curious, I say go for it. Just be smart, be safe, and listen to your body. And for the love of all that is holy, use lube!