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Alright, so a while back, I decided to, uh, expand my horizons in the bedroom. Specifically, I wanted to get better at giving head. It wasn’t like I was terrible before, but I wanted to go from “okay” to “holy shit, that was amazing.” So, I did what any self-respecting person in the 21st century does: I hit the internet. But forget those clinical, weirdly-written articles. I wanted real talk, real tips.
First thing I did was just…practice. You can’t get good at anything without actually doing it, right? So, yeah, lots of practice. My partner was, shall we say, not complaining.
Getting Started (The Awkward Phase)
The first few times, it was kinda awkward. Lots of bumping teeth, which is not the goal. Nobody wants that. I learned pretty quickly that you gotta control the pace. It’s not a race. It’s… well it is a marathon. I started slow, paying attention to how he reacted. Little moans? Good. Wincing? Bad. Back off a bit.
The Techniques (aka The Fun Part)
- The Deep Throat: Okay, this is the big one, right? The thing everyone talks about. It took some serious gag reflex training. I started by just practicing with my fingers, slowly getting used to the feeling. Then, with him, it was all about relaxing my throat. Sounds weird, but it works. Like, literally thinking about relaxing those muscles.
- The Licking: This isn’t just about going crazy with your tongue. It’s about variety. Little flicks, long strokes, circles… Mix it up! And don’t just focus on the tip. The shaft is important too!
- The Hand Action: This is where things get really fun. Using your hand in combination with your mouth is key. Again, variety is your friend. Different grips, different speeds. I found that a firm grip at the base, with some gentle squeezing, really got things going.
- The Eye Contact: Seriously, don’t underestimate this. Looking up at him while you’re doing it… it’s hot. For both of you. It adds this whole other level of connection.
- The Use pauses: Use pauses strategically, lick your lips, look at him, give a squeeze.
The Aftermath (aka The Happy Ending)
After a while, it became less about “technique” and more about just… enjoying it. Seriously. When you’re both relaxed and into it, it’s amazing. The sounds he made, the way he moved… yeah, it was definitely worth the effort.
And the best part? Seeing how much he enjoyed it. That’s the real reward. So yeah, that’s my story. No fancy terminology, just real-life experience. Go forth and, uh, practice!
