Okay, so I wanted to figure out how to take a decent “ass pic.” It’s, uh, harder than it looks! I’ve seen those perfect, peachy shots online, and I was like, “I wanna do that!” So, here’s my journey, blunders and all.
The First Attempt (Disaster!)
First, I just tried holding my phone behind me and snapping a pic. Big mistake. My arm was at a weird angle, I couldn’t see what I was doing, and the picture ended up looking like a blurry mess of flesh and bathroom tile. Not cute.
Mirror, Mirror
Next, I thought, “Okay, mirror selfie!” This was slightly better. At least I could see what was going on. I positioned myself in front of the bathroom mirror, phone in hand. I tried arching my back a bit, you know, to give things a little lift. The problem? My face was in the shot, and I looked like I was concentrating REALLY hard on not messing up. Plus, the bathroom lighting was terrible.
Lighting is Everything
- Natural light is your best friend. I realized the harsh bathroom light was doing me zero favors. So, I moved to my bedroom, where I have a big window. Much better!
- Avoid direct sunlight. Too much sun can create harsh shadows. I waited until the late afternoon, when the light was softer and more diffused.
Finding the Right Angle
This is where things got tricky. I spent a good 20 minutes experimenting with different poses and angles. I tried:
- Standing with a slight twist. This seemed to be the most popular pose online.
- Leaning forward a bit. This gave a bit more “oomph.”
- The classic “over-the-shoulder” look. Harder than it sounds! My arm kept getting in the way.
I took like, a hundred pictures. Seriously. My phone storage was crying.
The Timer is a Lifesaver
Holding the phone and trying to pose at the same time was a recipe for disaster. So, I discovered the timer function. Game changer! I could set the timer, get into position, and then click – picture taken. No more awkward arm angles!
Editing (Just a Little!)
Even with the good lighting and the timer, I found that a little editing helped. I’m not talking about major Photoshop magic, just some basic tweaks:
- Brightness and contrast. A little boost can make the picture pop.
- Warmth. I added a touch of warmth to make the picture look more inviting.
- Cropping. I cropped out any distracting background elements.
The Final Result!
After much trial and error, I finally got a picture I was (somewhat) happy with! It wasn’t perfect, but it was a HUGE improvement from my first attempt. I learned that good lighting, the right angle, and a little bit of patience are key. Still working on my “over the sholder” and plan on keeping at it. It’s definitely an art form, and I’m still a beginner. Wish me luck!
