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Alright, so, let’s talk about going down on a lady. I’m no expert, but I’ve picked up a few things, and I like sharing what works. It ain’t rocket science, but there’s definitely a learning curve.
First Steps: Setting the Mood
First off, you gotta make sure she’s into it. This isn’t something you just spring on a girl. Seriously. Communication is key. Talk to her. Figure out what she likes, what she doesn’t. Don’t be a creep. Make sure she’s comfortable and relaxed.
- Cleanliness is godliness. Seriously, take a shower. Brush your teeth. Nobody wants to go down there if it smells like a gym sock.
- Set the scene. Maybe some candles, dim lights, whatever. It’s not about making it perfect, it’s about making her feel good.
- Foreplay is your friend. Don’t just dive right in. Kissing, touching, all that good stuff… it gets her in the mood, and it makes it better for both of you.
Getting Down to Business
Okay, so you’re both ready. Here’s the deal: it’s not about speed, it’s about rhythm and paying attention. Use your tongue, your lips, even your fingers. Don’t just go straight for the clitoris. Explore a bit. Tease her.
Most woman don’t like it very hard, most women don’t like it very soft, find the rhythm.
- Use varied movements.
- Use your hands.
- Communicate what she likes.
Listen to her. Seriously. She’ll tell you what she likes, whether it’s with words or sounds or just the way she moves. Pay attention. If she tenses up, ease off. If she’s moaning and moving, you’re probably doing something right.
Don’t be afraid to experiment. Everyone’s different. What one woman loves, another might not. Try different things. See what works. And for god’s sake, don’t be afraid to ask her what she likes. It’s not a sign of weakness, it’s a sign that you care.
The Finish Line
The goal here isn’t just to make her orgasm (although that’s definitely a bonus). It’s about pleasure, for both of you. Enjoy the process. Don’t rush it. And when it’s over, don’t just roll over and go to sleep. Cuddle, talk, whatever. Make her feel appreciated.
And that’s pretty much it. It’s not some mystical art. Just be respectful, be attentive, and have fun. You’ll figure it out. And remember, practice makes perfect (or at least, a lot better).
