Okay, here’s my take on the “Superman” sex position, written from a personal, blog-style perspective:
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the “Superman.” I’d heard whispers, seen the diagrams, and honestly, I was a little intimidated. It looked like something out of a Cirque du Soleil act, not a Tuesday night in my bedroom. But, my partner and I are always up for, ahem, experimentation, so we decided to give it a whirl.
Preparation is Key (Seriously)
First things first: clear some space. We’re not talking about needing a football field, but you definitely want to move that bedside lamp and maybe kick the laundry basket out of the way. You’ll need room to maneuver, and trust me, flailing limbs are part of the deal.
Next, we did some stretches. This isn’t a joke. I pulled a hamstring once trying a new position, and let me tell you, it’s not sexy. We’re talking basic stuff here: touch your toes, some arm circles, maybe a little butterfly stretch for good measure. Think of it as warming up for the athletic event you’re about to undertake.
The Execution (or, How We Didn’t Break Anything)
- My partner started by lying face down on the bed. So far, so good. Easy enough.
- Then, I put face down on her back.
- I had to raise my upper body and wrapped my hands around her waist.
- Then, the scary part. I lift my legs off the bed with my toes, with my partner’s help.
- At last, I became the real “superman”.
The Aftermath (and My Honest Opinion)
Okay, so, did we achieve liftoff? Yes, eventually, with a good deal of giggling and some near-misses. Was it mind-blowing, earth-shattering? Honestly, it was more fun than mind-shattering. The novelty factor alone was worth it. It’s definitely a position that requires a good sense of humor and a willingness to look a little ridiculous.
Would I do it again? Probably. It’s not going to become our go-to, but it’s a fun one to throw into the mix when we’re feeling adventurous. My advice? Don’t take it too seriously, communicate with your partner, and for the love of all that is holy, stretch beforehand.
